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 | » Party_Girl said "dont let todays disappointments cast a shadow on tommorows dreams" |
 | » funkytopcrazy said "L'expérience d'être sage veut dire savoir résister aux trop bonnes tentations." |
| » Party_Girl said "A song from your lips is an aria from heaven" |
 | » M-A-X said "experience is something you don't get until just after you need it" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "C'est un tout de rien qui donne un n'importe quoi!" |
| » Party_Girl said "i gave up smoking drinking and sex, it was the worst 15 minutes of my life!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Je suis l'Invitante invitée inviter" |
| » Party_Girl said "i wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Minou, vient chatter avec ma chatte!" |
| » Party_Girl said "i never let the actions of another make or break me and i never let a single person shake me because honestly i dont give a fuck who hates me" |
 | » GODISDEAD_ said "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ??" |
| » Party_Girl said "isnt it ironic...we ignore thoses who adore us, adore thoses who ignore us, hurt thoses who love us and love those who hurt us?" |
 | » Doone said "tout le monde a le droit a ses ti-plaisirs....." |
 | » Skicks said "Elle a la raie au chocolat.com!!!!!" |
 | » SHIRUBA said "jme suis faite déviergé par une cerise !!!!!" |
| » Skicks said "It is minou-shwing time!!!!!" |
| » SHIRUBA said "on vois ton minou !!!!!!!!!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "51% des femmes préfèrent le chocolat au sex. C'est pas bon ça pour le taux d'obésité!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Pirates is just asian pilates." |
 | » Mico said "You are who you meet." |
| » Doone said "dans la hirarchie des plaisirs , le chocolat est dans les top..." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Tu n'a jamais sus me faire perdre la carte, à preuve, je me retrouve encore!" |
| » Party_Girl said "everytime i hear the dirty word exercise i wash my mouth out with chocolat" |
| » Doone said "c'est pourquoi la vie n'est qu'un ruisseau qui coule sans arret" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Si tu me fait trop d'effet ça peut être dangeureux pour ta santé physique" |
| » Party_Girl said "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Si jamais tu m'a déjà vu quelque part, c'est que je suis partout et nulle part à a fois." |
| » Party_Girl said "Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Achale-moi pas si tu veux avoir la paix!" |
| » M-A-X said "Every solution breeds new problems" |
| » Party_Girl said "lesseyer cest ladopter" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "J'ai les hormone tellement à terre que je pourrais les ramasser à coup de balai" |
| » Party_Girl said "smile is the second best things your lips can do" |
| » Mico said "Islam: Le SIDA de la conscience." |
| » Party_Girl said "please feel free to shut the fuck up!!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "What is long for you could be short for me" |
| » Party_Girl said "No matter where you go, you're there" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Ma journée est aussi gâchée que sa face!" |
| » Party_Girl said "when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have thousands of reasons to smile" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Même si c'est un méga party, une fois bien accotés, ça ressemble à un chill" |
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