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 | » Party_Girl said "Patience is the companion of wisdom" |
 | » funkytopcrazy said "L'espérance de vie est une chose, espérer vivre longtemps en est une autre" |
| » Party_Girl said "The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Bing!Bang! Et rentre dedans!" |
| » Party_Girl said "BING d'in dents comme un diamant" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "L'habit ne fait pas le moine, juste une belle apparence" |
| » Party_Girl said "Writing about music is like dancing about architecture" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Les exrras sont ces petites surprises dans la vie qui sont soit extrêmements apréciées, ou trop détestées" |
| » Party_Girl said "é bin" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "La drogue, la cigarette, l'alcool, c'est mauvais pour la santé...mais ont s'en fout! Ont finit tous par mourir de quelque chose un jour ou l'autre!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Life is wasted on the living" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Plus la vérité choque, moins on veut y croire" |
| » Party_Girl said "Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Il faut savoir quelles sont nos priorités avant de tenter de se fixer un objectif" |
| » Party_Girl said "It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "N'importe quoi ne veut pas dire sans sens..." |
| » Party_Girl said "Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "La force physique s'acquiert au départ par la force mentale." |
| » Party_Girl said "Get mad, then get over it" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Si l'ont se croit réellement fatigué, nous le sommes. Si l'ont se croit vraiment en forme, nous le somme. Si l'ont se croit heureux alors que nous ne le somme pas, nous ne le seron pas plus." |
| » Party_Girl said "thinking differently is food for brilliant thought" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Il y a des limites à être pressé" |
| » Party_Girl said "who knew one moment with you would change everything after" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Plus une chose est attendue, plus elle sait se faire attendre" |
| » Party_Girl said "if you never try, youll never know" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "It's always hard to find exactly what you want..." |
| » Party_Girl said "a friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts who you become, and still gently invites you to grow!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "What you need is not always what you get" |
| » Party_Girl said "piknic is my home" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Les ordi c'est comme les hommes: il faut les allumer avant de pouvoir faire quoi que ce soit avec!" |
 | » A.S.H said "Oh Shit Shit Shit see you at the Piknik" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Les femmes proposent et les hommes indisposent" |
| » Party_Girl said "i tried to drown my troubles but my husband learned how to swim" |
| » A.S.H said "Want to have fun with my toys?" |
| » Party_Girl said "Do it only with the best" |
 | » Mico said "I often fantasize of being tied up and spanked." |
| » A.S.H said "Did you come from heaven cause I got an erection" |
| » Party_Girl said "Pussies don't like dicks because puusies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything, Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole... is a dick... " |
| » A.S.H said "POW piff paff pouf dans pantoufe. K.I.N.K.Y doesnt fuck around he just fucks." |
| » Party_Girl said "not because you know alot means your good at it" |
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