Oneliners |
 | » moohk said "yo, kid, i don't play" |
 | » Party_Girl said "Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat" |
 | » djCasTproS said "le sex,.. aprend avant tous a vivre avex tes 5 frere il savent te donné sans retour" |
| » Party_Girl said "If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire--then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience" |
 | » Mico said "That's also called Murphy's Law." |
| » Party_Girl said "Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th" |
 | » caro said "run away, again. that i shall." |
| » Party_Girl said "its okay to visit your past just dont bring any luggage with you" |
 | » funkytopcrazy said "Pourquoi remettre a demain ce qu'ont peut faire faire par les autres aujourd'hui?" |
| » Party_Girl said "if we are what we eat then im fast, cheap and easy" |
 | » Kishmay_Pinas said "have you ever fucked up in normal life doing a daily task, and thought to yourself, that's ok I will just hit ctrl z, and then you remember.... awww fuck!" |
| » Party_Girl said "I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio" |
 | » CyberGothDiva said "i resist therefore i am" |
| » djCasTproS said "1 + 1 = 11" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Evolve or dissolve." |
| » Party_Girl said "i know im a flirt but your boyfriend doesnt seem to mind it" |
| » djCasTproS said "ca donne soif boire !!! ca donne faim manger !!! ca donne rien d'écrire si le mondes nous rendent pas nos propot passe le mot... (citation par Marc-Antoine)" |
| » Party_Girl said "Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope" |
| » Mico said "It's incredible to what lengths people will put themselves through to fuck each other." |
| » Party_Girl said "stop washing your car the day before it rains" |
 | » A.S.H said "Fuck it" |
| » Party_Girl said "People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily" |
| » A.S.H said "amene toute le kit je le merit" |
| » Party_Girl said "I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired" |
| » caro said ""The more one talks, the less the words mean."" |
| » Party_Girl said "ont trouve tu un spot, quon saccotte" |
| » Mico said "KAPLAHH!" |
| » Party_Girl said "be like the flower that perfumes the very hand that crushes it" |
| » A.S.H said "Boom" |
| » Party_Girl said "a picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory" |
 | » Ravekitty said "Brillant people discuss ideas , intelligents people discuss events, stoopid people discuss people..THINK ABOUT IT!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener" |
| » Mico said "You'll learn more from failure than you would from victory. beeyotch!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Definition of a Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary" |
| » Party_Girl said "jsuis sage comme image" |
| » Mico said "Everyone seem to be obsessed with cost and no one really focuses on value." |
| » Party_Girl said "Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW" |
 | » InfamousKid said "Enjoy your worries, you may never have them again" |
| » Host_Oner said "poop" |
| » Party_Girl said "Chaque fois que la science avance d'un pas, c'est qu'un imbécile la pousse, sans le faire exprès" |
Oneliners | [ Top Of Page ] |
Post New Oneliner |
You must be logged-in to post a oneliner.
Post New Oneliner | [ Top Of Page ] |
