Oneliners |
 | » Brad-Side said "What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste" |
 | » Party_Girl said "if there wasnt different models, then we'd be the best" |
| » Brad-Side said "Women are like computers...
as soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model
Mouaaaaaaah!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "money is the reason we get up in the morning" |
| » Brad-Side said "Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says:
I'll take the shit with garlic.
And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath." |
| » Party_Girl said "its not what you say that matters its what you do" |
| » Brad-Side said "A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her and says, "Hi, honey, want a little company?"
"Why?" asks the woman. "Do you have one to sell?"" |
 | » funkytopcrazy said "Le véritable amour sait attendre" |
| » Brad-Side said "A man visits the doctor. The doctor says "I have bad news for you.You have AIDS and Alzhiemer's disease".
The man replies "Well,thank God I don't have AIDS!"" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Un alcoolique est une personne qui entretien une bonne relation avec l'alcool" |
| » Party_Girl said "your life shows in your face" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Ont enbrouille bien des choses inconsciemment, parce que c'est plus facile de voir pas trop clair, et qu'il faut un champion d'effort de conscience pour s'ouvrir les yeux." |
| » Party_Girl said "I am imagination. I can see what the eyes cannot see. I can hear what the ears cannot hear. I can feel what the heart cannot feel" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Afin de nous empêcher d'imploser en tant qu'individus, il faut qu'il y ai un malheure pour balancer un bonheur, parce que, trop de bonheur, ce serait trop lourd." |
| » Party_Girl said "i am a rockstar, i got my rock moves and i dont need you" |
| » Brad-Side said "I had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day I closed my bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..." |
| » Party_Girl said "im drunk and you dont look any better" |
 | » djCasTproS said "je peux tu fair ton lit tu te coucheras sur moi lol" |
| » Brad-Side said "I've invented a fly spray that doesn't kill flies; it makes them so sexually active, you can swat two at a time." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Tu est aussi pire qu'une petite vieille sourde et Alzheimer qui, par une journée ou je n'aie plus de voix, me demande 18 fois de suite l'heure" |
| » Party_Girl said "cest pas que tu la pas, tu la vraiment pas" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Je suis aussi perdue qu'un Albinos vêtu de blanc dans une tempête de neige" |
| » Party_Girl said "if you have no goals, what the fuck are you doing here" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Je m'aime tellement que je me déteste" |
| » Party_Girl said "if you have no dreams you have no goals" |
| » djCasTproS said "qui veux me donner un bon coup histoir quee je fasse de beau reves lol" |
 | » Mico said "The only oneliners I read are my own." |
| » Party_Girl said "insomniacs dont sleep because they worry about it, and they worry about it because they dont sleep" |
| » djCasTproS said "Pourquoi les alliés ne se désolidariseraient-ils pas ?" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Té aussi subtil qu'un bac de neige en Afrique" |
| » Party_Girl said "wake up la truite" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Méfiez-vous de ce qui est trop beau: bien souvent cela cache des défauts." |
| » Party_Girl said "toi tes cool, toi tes cool, toi fuck you, toi tes cool" |
| » djCasTproS said "Jai envoyer un message a la mer elle me la relancer en me disant tu nest point ecologique alors lance moi une bouer dsauvetage jattend un signe car je ne sais plus ou devrais-je deriver pensant a toi ma jolie belle" |
| » Party_Girl said "no cash no bash" |
 | » Psy_Iza said "plein de cent, pas de cerne :S lollll" |
| » Party_Girl said "Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people" |
| » djCasTproS said "je panse pas donc je cicatrize pas. Wi Bien Sur Dit Le Psycologue En Redigeant La Prescription De Litium !!!" |
| » Psy_Iza said "sherley si chu meler s'ta cause de toé" |
| » Party_Girl said "reality is everthing humans can touch, smell, see or hear" |
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