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 | » little_sarah said "i'm so sorry everyone...
i have some of the best friends" |
 | » shpud said "jubilee" |
 | » DirtApple said "yellow snow" |
| » shpud said "i'm not sure but i think all that white stuff outside is snow..." |
 | » daFTWin said "GODDAMN YOU!! I AM NOT A BRIDGET
help me?!" |
| » little_sarah said "i had a feeling kafwin would be online.. hehe.." |
| » daFTWin said "*wonders why she found thierrys zena calender with the pages all sticky..*" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Kafwin is such a horny deputee" |
| » daFTWin said "hmmmm i dont know about that if i were a male i dont think id be gay
but i guess thats because i enjoy what guys can give to me as a girl. if i were a guy then it would be different, wouldnt it? i dont know i think im lost" |
| » DirtApple said "When squirrels attack!" |
| » little_sarah said "i wish i had i had a CD.. hmm.. i know i had it once, but i haven't seen it for like a month.. *hehe*" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "pat is turning into a raging lesbian" |
| » daFTWin said ""pat stop sending me ani lyrics, i dont care anymore"" |
| » DirtApple said "a tomatoe is a veggy fruit!" |
 | » PaT_ said "Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway" |
| » PaT_ said ""I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time."
" |
| » PaT_ said "things i love and things i hate;
things that i appreciate;
you do the things that i'll recall;
when nothing else is left at all." |
| » PaT_ said "i know i'll do the right thing if the right thing is real, cause it's always raining in my head, forget about all the things i should have said "so i speak to you in riddles cause my words get in my way"" |
| » daFTWin said "tipsys for the weak minded.... nanananapoopoo
5 dollars?! you wish" |
| » El_Presidente said "oneliners are for the weak minded.. sucky sucky 5 dollars? IM IN!" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "cement and coffee = glu" |
| » PaT_ said "ill be your plumber GRRRL FWEEEND!!!" |
| » daFTWin said "the plumers not a plumer and i need to shower!
how long will this insanity go on for" |
 | » Purple_Lee said "Wicked after Rave food BANANAs and coffee!!!!!" |
| » daFTWin said "NO BUT YOU DO!!!!!!! HMMMM BANANA??? FOR YOU.... SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLARS" |
| » DirtApple said "banana :)" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "w00t w00t" |
| » shpud said "chocolate chip cookies rock!" |
| » Purple_Lee said "Undergrads rocks!!!!!!!" |
| » shpud said "yo whatup doc?" |
| » daFTWin said "i think you got it from me
" |
| » shpud said "i woke up this morning with a soar throat, i hate it." |
| » daFTWin said "they had my favorite episode on last night it was the one where uhhmmm fuuck cant remember name ohh well but he was playing with the key board and hed go
ding hey
ding hey
ding hey
i love that show" |
| » PaT_ said "*hides under the couch*" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "yeah different Ken every nite ;]" |
| » shpud said "he he barbie's a whore!!!!" |
| » daFTWin said "im a barbie girl in a barbie world, life in plastic its fantastic you can brush my hair undress me everywhere imagination life is your creation
common barbie lets go party
aye aye aye yea
common barbie lets go party
oowooo oowooo" |
| » nothingnopenope said "putting the 'jadhgghaebhba' back into 'insane'" |
| » PaT_ said "putting the "art" back into "fart"" |
| » Purple_Lee said "Don't smell the roses too close you might get stung" |
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