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 | » daFTWin said "damn straight" |
 | » PaT_ said "SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine" |
| » PaT_ said "Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol" |
| » daFTWin said "i have a monkey......." |
| » PaT_ said "The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal" |
 | » shpud said "no mommy, i dont wanna go to school today" |
| » daFTWin said "ROYGBV, ROYGBV, ROYGBV hahahaahahahah i love you mc p.a.t.t.y?patwicia" |
 | » DirtApple said "ROYGBV" |
| » daFTWin said "it is 2:30 in the afternoon, do you know where your oero is??" |
| » PaT_ said "7:40am, do you know where your children are?" |
| » daFTWin said "george bush CHOKED ON PRETZELS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA and got a bruise on his face from "suposedly" falling off a chair hahahahahaha i say he got his ass kicked by his wife" |
| » daFTWin said "linoleum jon linoleum!!!!
i cant believe both shows are sold out!!!! damn maybe ill buy scalped ticket anyways" |
| » daFTWin said "i remember that stuff but wasnt it for like hot chcolate and it wasnt sweet its no good if it isnt sweet" |
| » PaT_ said "and you know whats even worse, not having chocolate milk but having the stuff to make it and only milk in the fridge and you ran out of soya milk ummm umm soya milk," |
| » daFTWin said "you know whats fun...making bubbles in chocolate milk,whatching the bubbles rise closer and closer... you know whats not fun.... realizing that blowing bubbles into chocolate milk is prolly gonna be the highlight of ur night" |
| » daFTWin said "geeez obviously u ppl never read macbeth....no spot is not a dog well technicly he is but the spot im talking about is not a dog" |
| » daFTWin said "off damn spot off i say !!! offf!!!!" |
| » daFTWin said "but they are oneliners..see only one line long most of the time" |
| » daFTWin said "not saying theres anything wrong with vegans.... its not what you eat but how much u eat hehe" |
| » daFTWin said "u smell funky in here. geletin,
its not vegan....ahhhh run for ur life
" |
| » PaT_ said "do you know what geletin is??!!
" |
| » PaT_ said "what are you tlaking about??!!! geletin isnt good!!!!!!" |
| » shpud said "something smells really funny in here..." |
| » DirtApple said "105 days Charah ;) aaah" |
| » daFTWin said "ooooo sweet love...brian adams, you want it you got it" |
| » shpud said "*yawns* im bored..." |
| » PaT_ said "*hides*" |
| » daFTWin said "what ARE U Talking about" |
| » daFTWin said "how is quoting what i wrote a comeback
GUMBY:O KAFWIN:10 000 000 *cause i say so*" |
| » daFTWin said "if i only had one eye would u still love me, one cheek to kiss, one hand to hold...lalala...wait thats still sad" |
| » PaT_ said "little skittle bunny i want you in my tummy, to bad you have geletin in you!!!" |
| » daFTWin said "cows are such bafoons" |
| » DirtApple said "the cow didnt kiss the moon "the cow jumped over the moon".. ?" |
| » daFTWin said "hahaha thats funny....your stupid" |
 | » little_sarah said "why does kafwin feel bad?" |
| » daFTWin said "did you know theres a castle in the midle of toronto its a tourist thingy now.....thats all i have to say right now" |
| » daFTWin said "stankin ass bitches that need to wash up dont get mad when i dont want to fuck, you need soap and water, soap and water, soap and water, soap and water" |
| » daFTWin said "i love you pat,
i love you sarah, i love u patty hell i love you all and ur all ugly, hey sometimes love hurts :b" |
| » PaT_ said "you dont love someone because they are beautiful, they are beautiful because you love them." |
 | » Purple_Lee said "make someone smile in a day and all is good" |
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