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» PaT_ said
"show me the stairs to somewhere in the sky, show me a star and dont ask me why. show me the way to the place of love...."
» daFTWin said
"yeeaaaa squees nightmares"
» AngryChinchilla said
"i get to have nightmares of people telling me on grad day, "wtf r u doing here, u didnt graduate, u failed math! n multimedia!...UR GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!""
» little_sarah said
"*falls asleep happy* no more school :)"
» daFTWin said
"Fish heads Fish heads, eat them up Yum!.."
» daFTWin said
"pats silly :).. and looks good in dresses :p"
» PaT_ said
"*looks around* and who had the idea to brake into a university at 10:00pm and paint on the walls, and you call me crazy"
» ambear said
"pat you're psycho (heehee)"
» daFTWin said
"Pat.Rasing.Animals.Needing.Cancerous.Evaluation... its what he does best :)"
» daFTWin said
"Confusion is Sexy"
» AngryChinchilla said
"dont do that, ull ruin ur teeth!"
» PaT_ said
"*grinds his teeth*"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"What's your favorite toon? ;)"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"rainbowbrite, did you get a NUK yet? ... P.S: How's the lip? :P~"
» daFTWin said
"i gots i gots i gots i gots"
» moondancer said
"evaaaa!!! "
» daFTWin said
"megat.... yea damn i'd have to be like deaf blind and retarded not to know silly :p"
» PaT_ said
"tipwin"
» daFTWin said
"I can see 2 people inside a bathroom.. F.U.C.K.I.N.G.... Do you know who???"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"I know a certain terror child that needs a NUK ... :P her poor bottom lip... :P"
» little_sarah said
"whu?"
» daFTWin said
"heheeh toronto girls are nice and freindly and like to give and make me stuff :p"
» PaT_ said
"tipwin"
» nothingnopenope said
"cream cheese and pinnapple jam on bread could be used to bribe me to do things"
» El_Presidente said
"Meagat"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"The weekend is not long now guys! it is then the fun begins once again :P"
» PaT_ said
""i dont care if monday's blue, tuesday's grey and wednesday too, thrusday i dont care about you, its friday im in love.""
» djAmalgam said
"The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo."
» Purple_Lee said
""Love is the best and the worst thing for mankind""
» Purple_Lee said
"Life is like a box of Craker Jakes, you sometimes get a wicked surprise."
» PaT_ said
"your as cold as ice, your willing to sacrifice our love. you never take advice, someday you'll pay the price,"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"WaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZa !!!"
» El_Presidente said
"My dick is called truth.. cuz truth comes out of children's mouth. "
» PaT_ said
"You never really know a person till you climb into their skin and walk around in it."
» AngryChinchilla said
"mmmm freezing cold coffee at 10 in the morning"
» PaT_ said
"i dont quite know how to explain it, but iv never felt so sad but happy at the same time."
» daFTWin said
"A carebear is something that lives inside each and everyoneof us.. unless you rip open ur stomach and tell those little fuckers to get the hell outa there..."
» djAmalgam said
"More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes."
» AngryChinchilla said
"beware of old men driving who are wearing hats"
» PaT_ said
"When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. "
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