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 | » da_instagatah said "i'm do damn bored i'm goin' blind and i smell like shit..." |
 | » djAmalgam said "... I dip my tongue in gun powder then i clear my throat..." |
 | » DaRkRaVeR said ""Stanky ass bitches that need to wash up! dont get mad girl I dont wanna fuk --- you need soap, and water, soap and water" la la la la :P" |
| » da_instagatah said "*let me clear my throat*. ahem ahem ahem." |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "i got my 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 BITCHESS!!
and ill fuck em with my , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 INCHES!!" |
| » djAmalgam said "Move it some more" |
| » da_instagatah said "i like to move it move it." |
 | » little_sarah said "my mouf is naikid" |
 | » moondancer said "i have no legs" |
 | » daFTWin said ":\" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "five six seven, i will f*ck you seven to eleven" |
| » PaT_ said "one two three,your the only one for me. two three four, let us do it on the floor. three four five,your the only one in my life, five six seven you make me feel like ive gone to heaven. oouuuuu your are my super star." |
| » DaRkRaVeR said "/me feels like a hippie too. *passes the joint* :P" |
| » djAmalgam said "I feel like a tree hugging hippie" |
| » moondancer said "*does a little dance and makes a little noise*" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "When I wake up in the morning I feel slower than the kid who sits at the back of class at retard school" |
| » little_sarah said "i wanted a fish so bad that i ate one.. or 2.. or 3.." |
| » nothingnopenope said "if it weren't for ice cream sandwiches, I would kill somebody" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "it even fOoled meeeeee" |
| » da_instagatah said "i'M gEtTiNg ThE fIrInG sQuAd" |
| » djAmalgam said "shit happens" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Celine Dion covered AC/DC. End of the world has arrived." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "c'est mar-ten, everywhere gen goes there's mar-ten" |
| » da_instagatah said "i like" |
| » tuesmondieu said "*stretch out the neck* mouheeee heeehee he *fist mouvement" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "am i not turlte enuf for the turtle club?? turtle turtle" |
| » tuesmondieu said "mouheee heee heee *mouvement with the fist*" |
| » da_instagatah said "i miss mississauga" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "what's the name of my dj? g-g-g-gee j gen gee!!" |
| » djAmalgam said "I wanna put on a football helmet, get fucked up and ride the metro standing up with my hands in my pockets." |
| » da_instagatah said "net send * hi" |
| » little_sarah said "i still didn't get a fish. but i think i'm gonna steal a cactus to hold me over." |
| » daFTWin said "i pat" |
| » PaT_ said "....in f00l" |
| » da_instagatah said "drunk" |
| » daFTWin said "noooo ur wasbewwwi jewwy siwwh :p" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i'm a *hump hump* pone staaa" |
| » daFTWin said "i have an urge to eat something" |
| » da_instagatah said "i play drums" |
| » little_sarah said "i gotta purple popsicle" |
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