Oneliners |
 | » da_instagatah said "i miss my boyfwend..." |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "why don't you see, why don't you feel that love is free" |
 | » little_sarah said "isn't that a hardcore dj? anyway, it's okay, i figured it out, it was Alberto Giacometti (it just popped into my head first thing this morning out of nowhere) *happy*" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Mauro Picotto?" |
| » little_sarah said "does anyone know any artists with a name like "commetti" or "cometti" or something similar? i'm going crazy trying to remember and i can't..." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "hugs don't do it for me anymore, I need more stimulation" |
| » da_instagatah said "damn, so it was kafwin..." |
 | » daFTWin said "*pushes pat off a bridge*" |
| » PaT_ said "hugs arent free when they're comming from me" |
| » djAmalgam said "Sophia is cool" |
 | » moondancer said "ummm... i'm cool" |
| » daFTWin said ":)" |
| » El_Presidente said "Kafwin gives the best hugs" |
| » djAmalgam said "Hugs should be free." |
| » daFTWin said "*sobs*.. * can't get over the fact that in order to get a hug it has to be bought for me* :(" |
| » PaT_ said "*buys kafwin a hug* here you go sweety *looks up and admires his 1-er icon*" |
| » daFTWin said "I want a hug" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "I think ur stinkyness is confusing u" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "while the mermaids sing as they comb their hair" |
| » da_instagatah said "i can't count past 5" |
| » tuesmondieu said "hmmm....i dont see horses..." |
| » ambear said "thats the way, uhuhuhuh, i like it!" |
| » tuesmondieu said "Wont u take me to...FUNKY TOWN!" |
| » da_instagatah said "everyones RAVING about it..." |
| » daFTWin said "Ahhihihihi:D *chews yummy gum and makes bubbles*" |
| » daFTWin said "*does lil sad puppy face* i want guuummmm" |
| » little_sarah said "feels nauseous after all that dirty talk" |
| » da_instagatah said "hehehe...poo" |
| » daFTWin said "pfff hes prolly done it so many times he doesnt notice the difference mouaahahhaa.. damn" |
| » moondancer said "noah, how many times do i have to tell you not to eat shit... the toilet bowl is not the same as a dinner bowl, i swear" |
| » djAmalgam said "eating shit causes Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder." |
 | » Screwhead said "Dick & Jane Books: The Ebonics Edition. Sample passage: See Jane run. Run bitch, run!" |
| » PaT_ said "my shit smells sweeter than your shit" |
| » da_instagatah said "crackpuppets? present." |
| » daFTWin said "has anyone else noticed a resent outbreak of crackpuppets??" |
| » El_Presidente said "Mop mop mop, all day long, mop mop mop while i sing this song. Gotta wax that floor, make it shine, gonna take off the spraypaint with terbentine" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "but you dooooooooo, mush mush mush all day long, mush mush mush while i sing this song" |
| » tuesmondieu said "who said that i like mush..." |
| » da_instagatah said "heeeeeeyyyyy...who had the idea for the oneliner pic?!" |
| » moondancer said "muthawapoota pite ig no pa tihoola moshana mo happa yuuuppppiii..." |
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