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 | » PaT_ said "where ma nigga's at? WHA! where ma thugs at? WHA! Where ma niggas gettin stacks? You know where we at; Now where ma bitches at? WHA! Where ma hoes at? WHA! Where my bitches chasin stacks? You know where we at.
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 | » El_Presidente said "It's funny until someone gets hurt....then it's FUCKING HILARIOUS!!" |
 | » screw_you said "i cant wait for snow !!!! DAMN THIS TEMPETURE!!!!! oh ya and noah u cant eb talkin about me caus my name i ISABEL and i dont have a penis !!!! damn u ...oh and stop grabbing ..." |
 | » daFTWin said "its peenut budda jelly time!!...oh and a *slap* from isabel to noah :p" |
| » daFTWin said "hahahaha.. * imagines tipsy picking up an 80 year old*.. " hi, im the cheesemaker.. but you can call me the cheese macker.. would you like to be my cheese master".. heheheh" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "I wove u izabel" |
 | » da_instagatah said "that was wrong tipsy" |
 | » ApR1zM said "what the hell is a one liner?" |
| » El_Presidente said "Women are like dog poo : the older they get, the easier they are to pick up" |
| » djAmalgam said ""Split a piece of wood and you will find me. Look beneath a stone and I am there."
Frankie Paige - Stigmata" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i see my life thrown away like a dice, blown down like a tree, maybe one day i'll be free." |
| » daFTWin said "lol" |
| » El_Presidente said "One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING. Flush toilet was in parentheses. So I assumed it was code for something
So I "pissed in the sink"
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| » da_instagatah said "Ever notice how fast windows runs? neither did i..." |
| » daFTWin said "my head hurts .. *oouuchh*" |
| » da_instagatah said "A life? cool! where can I download one of thoses?" |
| » daFTWin said "Its finally sweater weather!! yayyy..its such a nice night :) *wonders why shes inside*" |
| » da_instagatah said "it's my party and i'll cry if i want to" |
| » El_Presidente said "Think for yourself, Question authority" |
| » da_instagatah said "fritzy eats Eukanuba" |
| » daFTWin said "true knowledge consists in knowing that you know what you really know and dont what you really dont know" |
 | » moondancer said "when i eat to much peanut butter it starts to taste like cheese whiz... ewwww yucky cheeese whiz ruining my peanut butter!" |
| » da_instagatah said "i like big butts and i cannot lie" |
 | » little_sarah said "*bark*" |
| » El_Presidente said "I wont care cuz ill be dead and have tons of dead animals in my belly mMMmmm" |
| » daFTWin said "It doesnt matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you dont do it in the street and frighten people." |
| » El_Presidente said "What once ate, must eventually be eaten" |
| » PaT_ said "dancing on the dance floor, girl its you who i adore, step on stage and scream some more, snap my fingers make you mine, if not ill snap a second time, after that i garantee you will be standing next to me..... why? because i got it like dat" |
| » little_sarah said "donuts are deep fried" |
| » moondancer said "i like food" |
| » djAmalgam said ""Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."" |
| » daFTWin said "TRAVAIL TU POUR RADIO CANADA???" |
| » da_instagatah said "i laugh when old people fall
" |
| » El_Presidente said "The only truth is that everything is a lie.
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| » da_instagatah said "mmmbop ba du bi dop *pUkes*" |
| » djAmalgam said "Only 1/3 of the people that can twitch their ears can twitch only one at a time." |
| » El_Presidente said "Input = output" |
| » da_instagatah said "1/3 of all people don't understand fractions" |
| » djAmalgam said "Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike." |
| » da_instagatah said "47% of all statistics are bullshit" |
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