Oneliners |
 | » ApR1zM said "school is cool and if not youre a fool" |
 | » da_instagatah said "I feel like such a sellout today...Oh and a TWEENER (actually spelt TWEINER, is a penis)." |
 | » TweeneR said "Yeepeekiya mf its my B-DAY sept,27th!!!" |
 | » daFTWin said "*drools*" |
| » ApR1zM said "I took the temper test and ive Failed!" |
| » da_instagatah said "shut up you little ass licking faggot" |
| » TweeneR said "not very suprissing..." |
| » da_instagatah said "I took an IQ test and the results were negative." |
| » TweeneR said "OF ALL THE CACS AND POO'S AND OF COURSE NITTLE STUPID FUCKER KITTIES!!!!!" |
 | » El_Presidente said "There's an invisible intruder,
Who's got inside your mind.
Invading your sense of right and wrong,
Making your conscience blind" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "everywhere i see ur faces, everywhere u sing ur smile and everytime ur not around doesn't matter cuz ur everywhere to meeee..." |
 | » screw_you said "rainbow brite see the shining lite..." |
| » PaT_ said "I found a love but it didn't last/
wonders will take me look to the past/
I don't know where I stand,/
what I'm to do, try to forget/
" |
| » daFTWin said "" i still believe in your eyes,i just dont care what you've done in your life, baby ill always be here by your side, dont leave me waiting to long please come back and ill frly with you"" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "I made up my mind, yeah
I'm tired of wasting all my precious time
You've gotta be all mine, all mine
*Foxy Lady
" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "Feel this fire deep inside, burning stong where you can't hide, join the elements tonight and see the light. When the darkness comes too strong, dont forget you're not alone, join the elemets tonight and feel alive." |
| » El_Presidente said "MOTHAFUCKIN GUARDCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" |
| » daFTWin said "*looks at sarah*.. I, im soo in love with you, whatever you want to do, is alright with meeeeeeeeeee, let me be the one you come running tooooooo, illl never be unnnntrruuueeeeee..uhhmm" |
| » ApR1zM said "I like you :)" |
 | » little_sarah said "Baby, let's, let's stay together, loving you whether, whether, times are good or bad, happy or sad :D" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "my world suits many girls but I'd be happy with one" |
| » daFTWin said "PLEASE ERASE THIS" |
 | » moondancer said "stop erasing my messages" |
| » moondancer said "why argue when your words are always twisted anyway..." |
| » ApR1zM said "SAVE ME JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!!!!!!!
" |
| » El_Presidente said "Jeebus, please make her come back!" |
| » ApR1zM said "i wonder whats the purpose of a oneline msg" |
| » El_Presidente said "Amen to that" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Cegep is a waste of both time and energy." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "the only worlld that won't disappoint you is the one you make up yourself" |
| » El_Presidente said "While I was sleeping last nite some asshole stole all my shit and replaced them with exact duplicates" |
| » daFTWin said "I only drink beer on days that end in "y"" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "this is one line" |
 | » DirtApple said "let me see that booty bounce booty bounce booty bounce" |
| » djAmalgam said "My lava lamp has cancer." |
| » El_Presidente said "And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention" |
| » daFTWin said "A man walked into a bar...ouch" |
| » screw_you said "evry freakin night and evry freakin day i wanna freak you baby in evry freakin way..evry freakin day and evry frakin night i wanna freak u gril ur body's so freakin tight...evry fuckin night and evry fuckin day i wana fuck u baby in evry fukin way..." |
| » moondancer said "packman" |
| » djAmalgam said "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round. No wait, the fucker stalled." |
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