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 | » Agent_Yogurt said "when in doubt, grab a knife" |
 | » El_Presidente said "That means your penis is too big" |
 | » da_instagatah said "i can't see my feet." |
| » El_Presidente said "There are 471 messages which have been posted yesterday...400 were hatred... Make the world a better place, kill a raver" |
 | » neoform said "huh? revenge? wha'd the camel do.. shoot you?" |
| » El_Presidente said "Revenge is sweet" |
| » neoform said "SO GO SHOOT ONE ALREADY!" |
| » djAmalgam said "i want a camel" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "i feel better now knowing that i'm not the only talking vache on earth! hahaha" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "YOU smell funny" |
| » neoform said "my nose smells funny." |
| » El_Presidente said "Blame the dj" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "ain't nuttin' bud a g tang bay be, 2 haad-co' g's gowin kwaz-ay, no limit iz tha labal that payz meh." |
 | » daFTWin said "its a french name.. geez even i know that :P.. that would be me :)" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i think it's time for the moo moo ton to com back to t.o" |
| » neoform said "call 1-800-DOCTORB, Tha B is for Bargan!" |
| » da_instagatah said "hi everybody! it's doctor nick!" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "give scott love, now" |
| » tuesmondieu said "*bounce her booty ass looking at kafwin*" |
| » neoform said "they just ate bull cocks on fear factor.. i swear, they'll eat anything on that show." |
| » daFTWin said "damn gurl you think you fly let me see you bounce that ass.." |
 | » moondancer said "i'm watching angels sleep" |
| » neoform said "lady bass is hot. Mmm yeah" |
| » djAmalgam said "Cracked out once again." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I have a cold. ARGH!!!!!!!!!" |
| » El_Presidente said "I officially name you as my dedicated driver" |
| » neoform said "i just had 8 drinks.. interestingly i was still able to drive everyone to mCdonalds, then dunkin donughts.. smoke up.. yhen drive em home..
cool!" |
| » El_Presidente said "Oh i wish i were an oscar meyer wiener,
thats what every verdun boy wants to be" |
| » da_instagatah said "what's a wentch?" |
| » neoform said "i'm wearing 3 pairs of underwear." |
| » daFTWin said "Nice :)" |
| » El_Presidente said "I'm not wearing any underwear" |
| » neoform said "Theres a girl in my gym class with a big rack." |
| » daFTWin said "How long does football season last??.. is it still on?" |
| » daFTWin said "*gets off the roller coaster*.. i think im gonna be sick" |
 | » ApR1zM said "heaheah this is way too fun :)
" |
| » djAmalgam said "Beware of the man in white." |
| » da_instagatah said "Question: What does nnnnnnnnnnnng mean?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "all i do is hope and wait, and i pray it's not too late" |
| » El_Presidente said "Pimps up, Hoes down. If that bitch can't swim, she's bound to drizzown" |
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