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 | » AngryChinchilla said "And for one second, I lost my head, and for one second, I wish that you deaddd, and for one second, you wished that you were here alone.." |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "all my friends keep telling me, that i should leave you for a while. So you must show your love to me and tell me what you feel." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "the evolutionary peak of men" |
 | » El_Presidente said "pump down the hot beef injection" |
 | » da_instagatah said "pump up the jam." |
| » djAmalgam said "I like to masticate. I masticate alot" |
 | » DirtApple said "ice ice baby" |
| » djAmalgam said "Paranoia is looking both ways on a one-way street." |
| » DirtApple said "this morning i feel off the bus and bruised my ankle" |
 | » screw_you said "Mitch is the man, im the idiot, your the screw-up and were all loosers.....damn the man ,save the empire!!!!!!!" |
 | » neoform said "exactly what the gov had in mind for you to do with that cash! :D" |
| » neoform said "my monkey put dog food in my boots!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "good gracious ass is bodacious" |
 | » daFTWin said "noice... and scott.. at that time in the morning it more like "DOTH ANONE WANTH TO THIGN MY FATHE!?!" HAHAHHahahHaahahhaHAHAa" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "doom doom do doom doom do doom doom doom
do dO do DOOM" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "I'll sign your book Scott" |
| » El_Presidente said "Damn you look stoned. I think ive seen/talked to you before" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "no matter what i do, when i close my eyes i still realize that i belong to you" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "its all about dentyne intense" |
| » neoform said "i need some more gum." |
| » screw_you said "im in a mood for steak and mashed patatoes" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "(in lisping spitting cracked out candykid at 7am voice) DOTH ANYONE WANT'TH TO TH'SIGN MY BOOK!" |
| » El_Presidente said "come to me and take my hand lets get up to the sky to the paradise of rave" |
| » screw_you said "i appreciate all the affection but i aint UR GOD DAMN KAT!!!!!! ...unless it to give me K...then ill be ur kat for a while hehe" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "*flatte iza aussi*=)" |
| » da_instagatah said "k is for...uh..uh..." |
| » El_Presidente said "*flatte isa*" |
| » screw_you said "Boop-oop-a-doop" |
| » neoform said "penis my cockerspaniel.. yeah.. you know it!" |
| » El_Presidente said "Imagine all the people..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "will i ever love you again, will we be together again, i thought the love we had was strong, tell me whats wrong, where did we go wrong." |
| » screw_you said "all my friends know the low rider, the low rider is a little higher...the low rider drives a little slower, the low rider is a real go-er..." |
| » neoform said "bah, it's www.ratemyrack.com or nuthin" |
| » daFTWin said "yes yes.. noah already let us know about that site thank you very much :P" |
| » tuesmondieu said "please shut up!" |
 | » ApR1zM said "call her a pet again and ill will kill YOU!and if i dont someone else will! cuz thats how crazy we are" |
| » neoform said "praise the potatoe? i thought it was a strange thing to do, but then i started to ask myself, "what if?"...." |
| » tuesmondieu said "omg aone u are a craaazy jealous bitch
*pets isabel too* mouhehehe" |
| » nothingnopenope said "*scott pets isabel*, points at aone, and laughs" |
| » tuesmondieu said "i need ur loving like the sunshine" |
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