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 | » neoform said "ok that's it. I'm naked." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "its getting horny around here" |
 | » screw_you said "shake that ass bitch and let me what u got just shake that as bitch and let me see what u got.." |
| » neoform said "shake that ass, bounce those tits, shake that ass, bounce those tits. Repeat." |
| » screw_you said "aww girl you think ur fly let my see u bounce that ass..bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce ...hihihihi" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "in what order of precedence? :b" |
 | » daFTWin said "sex, drugs and breakbeats patty :b ..hahahaha but i could go for either.." |
 | » El_Presidente said "You know whats hard? MY NINE INCH COCK!!?%"!&"?%" |
 | » da_instagatah said "I threw my garbage down the chute and someone said ouch." |
| » neoform said "i wonder what a CD sounds like when played on a TT... *tries it* OoOoOo! nifty!" |
 | » DirtApple said "sex drugs and breakfast!" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "You know whats hard? Math." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "people suck" |
 | » djAmalgam said "I bid you farewell my goddess of lust" |
| » screw_you said "destroy exterminate destroy exterminate destroy exterminate destroy exterminate destroy exterminate destroy exterminate destroy exterminate destroy exterminate destroy exterminate destroy destroy exterminate destroy exterminate destroy exterminate de" |
| » daFTWin said ":)" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "dont feel, nothing i just feel cold. dont feel nothing just old scars toughening up around my heart." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "ive always liked that quote" |
| » screw_you said "video games dont affect kids...or else those of my generation who've played packman would all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive musik" |
| » El_Presidente said "kick stab kick stab kick stab kick stab. When analysed happy hardcore seems quite violent" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "ring ring why don't you give me a call, ring ring the happiest sound of them all" |
| » daFTWin said "you'd prolly go crazy b4 you exploded" |
| » neoform said "is it possible to explode from boredum?" |
| » neoform said "touchee amateur ordeavre clichee genre claire-voyant" |
| » djAmalgam said ""If you take the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Nat" |
| » daFTWin said "uhmmm" |
| » neoform said "money money money money money money money batman! moneey.. batman!" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "clothers are an unneccesary commodity when in presence of opposite sex" |
| » screw_you said "hoes take off your clothes, hoes get naked,hoes take off your clothes, hoes get naked,hoes take off your clothes, hoes get naked,hoes take off your clothes, hoes get naked,hoes take off your clothes, hoes get naked,hoes take off your clothes, hoes ge" |
| » neoform said "donald duck doesn't wear pants, yet when he comes out of the shower he's got a towel around his waist.." |
| » El_Presidente said "nah he's donald's uncle" |
| » DirtApple said "isnt unkle scrooge his brother? like on ducktails.. the 3 nephews r his nephews too..?" |
| » El_Presidente said "Why does donald duck have 3 nephews if he doesnt have any brothers and sisters?" |
| » daFTWin said "actually it was 832 posts yesterday.. thats crazy and so far about 341 today.." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "but it's over now, trippin' over you
i don't know what has changed, is it me or you,
we will ever be the same, i don't have a clue,
but it's over now..." |
| » neoform said "i just slaughtered 45 cows by stabbing them in the face with a hammer." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "yes yes she is" |
| » da_instagatah said "gimme french fries with cheese and gravy!!!" |
| » daFTWin said "In order to be a real woman you have to be fucked by an animal with a huge penis." |
| » nothingnopenope said "WHERES THE FAWKING COFFEE" |
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