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 | » da_instagatah said "i think i just made a big mistake
" |
 | » djAmalgam said "It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "friends are the best drug I can ever have" |
 | » screw_you said "I WANT THAT GUY ...why didnt i have the guts to talk to him ....dammit ...so so cute mehehehehe ..i love adidas" |
 | » neoform said "Yahoo! Games! Are! Really! Fun! I! Can't! Stop! Playing! Them!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "if only i had one more chance, to change my life today, i would never let you goooooooo" |
| » da_instagatah said "wwwDOT!ravewaveDOT!com. mehehehehehe" |
| » djAmalgam said "damn that woman is fine" |
| » screw_you said "BiG D And the kids table................
i wanna sit there too!!!!!!" |
 | » AngryChinchilla said ""If the movie isn't in the drop off box by the time we open tomorrow, YOUR GONNA PAYyyyyyyyyy...............late fees!"" |
| » djAmalgam said "this is a place for crazy people" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "walk like an eygptian, do do do do do do do" |
| » neoform said "you know all those times my parents told me "i'll tell you when your older."? well, when are they gonna tell me?!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you use language like that again, you'll wish you hadn't" |
| » neoform said "i praise it by pissing on it, then throwing it into a bon-fire and dance arround it chanting "down with the tabernacle!"" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Praise the tabernacle" |
| » neoform said "DO NOT look at the "news!" thread..
it has a new picture.." |
| » da_instagatah said "Step 1 : you put da lime in da coconut. Step 2: then you drink it all up." |
 | » daFTWin said "Son, thats what happens when you do drugs." |
| » nothingnopenope said "procrastination: it's alot like masturbation, it may seem like a good idea at first, but in the end you are only fucking yourself" |
| » da_instagatah said "answer: there is an outstanding chance." |
| » neoform said "am i a drunk if i can drink half a bottle of JD and not be drunk.......?" |
| » djAmalgam said "today has been a very offbeat day" |
| » da_instagatah said "já do téže míry drogerie" |
| » da_instagatah said "i have friends of all sizes and shapes." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "givemea reason, to hold on to waht we've got. there must be a reason to hold on to what we got.
where it the love?" |
| » neoform said "boobies?
5 year olds say that... how does that affect virgin ears?" |
| » daFTWin said "Dj funk, gotta big dick, come here trick, rat bitch" |
| » nothingnopenope said "RASPBERRIES" |
| » screw_you said "girl its so awsome that u came here...im wanna give u some drugs ...and i hope that u like'em baby... ...pussy all night , come on get some..." |
| » neoform said "$1000 for 1000 tacos.. MmMm-boy, i could sure go for some tacos.." |
| » screw_you said "i had a dream last night ...i had a gun pointed at my head and the only way to not die was to take the thousand dollar bill that was on the floor but i didnt want to bendover cause my pants were low ...so then i died..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you'll take some when your far from me, not another one cause she isn't me. DOn't take someone that would make me die, not another one so please don't say you'll take someone." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "b0lllZ" |
| » neoform said "if everything is all blurry and i can't see anyrging does that mean i'm b;ind? oh wait.. i'm drunk.." |
| » neoform said "if he's so triumphant, then why ain't he as nekked as me?" |
| » da_instagatah said "jesus is most triumphant" |
| » PaT_ said "parents are like God because you want to know they're out there and you want them to approve of your life, still you only call them when you're in a crisis and need something." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i believe in your love, i adore you when you turn me on, i want to know its gonna be alright, when i'm far you're alone tonight." |
| » da_instagatah said "Jesus says, Wu-Tang Clan aint' nutin' to fuck wit." |
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