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 | » screw_you said "oooh baby you want me..ooh baby you me..well you can get this lapdance here for free..." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "true ideas of a sad beginning full of life? :p" |
 | » El_Presidente said "What can you swallow then?" |
| » screw_you said "i could never swallow your false ideas of a lifeless happy ending ..." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "*passes kawfin a doobie* here, feel better? :)" |
 | » daFTWin said "I wish I knew what was wrong with me." |
| » screw_you said "(musik rocks my world)i knew u didnt care if it was me or her ...i just wished this time i could have been special.." |
| » El_Presidente said "fudgcicle crew insiiiiiiiiiiideeeeeeeeeeeee" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "hmm packin' fudgecicles..." |
| » screw_you said "mmmmmmmmmmm fudgcicles..." |
 | » DaRkRaVeR said "Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of good pot." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET" |
| » daFTWin said "Now summer has turned to fall, the leaves turn gold and brown, at the end of another day the sun goes down, on a magical starlit night, the beauty shines so bright, were tucked away so tight, and it feels so right..." |
 | » neoform said "Hey, i heard you're a slut, with a capital U." |
 | » djAmalgam said "Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them." |
 | » da_instagatah said " -=k4nG¤J3£=- : what?" |
| » djAmalgam said "Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked." |
| » neoform said "ok, enuf nakedness for today." |
| » da_instagatah said "i don't care what anybody thinks" |
| » El_Presidente said "Nigga please!" |
| » screw_you said "i want u so bad right now u have NO IDEA!!!!" |
| » neoform said "today i shall be naked." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said ".. I'm scared of getting hurt, it's happened way too many times" |
| » da_instagatah said "never say never." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "cause baby when i heard you for the first time i knew we were meant to be as ooooonnnnnneeee" |
| » screw_you said "things could get intresting..." |
 | » little_sarah said "it's freezing" |
| » da_instagatah said "i will kiss you" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i thought that maybe you had feelings for me to, i know i was wrong, but baby when you care, then i will be there by your side." |
| » djAmalgam said "Why is the goat purple?" |
| » neoform said "this week has been great, i got truck loads of new tracks that are makin me bounce arround my room." |
| » nothingnopenope said "I agree this last week sucked, fall sucks, but I'm looking forward to Organized confusion :)" |
| » da_instagatah said "It hasn't been my day, my week, my month, or even my year." |
| » djAmalgam said "i've never been happy for more than 2 consecutive days." |
| » da_instagatah said "Again, I think I made a bobo" |
| » neoform said "sure it does.
i mean, think about the telephone incident.. why DID it blow up?" |
| » djAmalgam said "nothing ever happens without a reason" |
| » neoform said "i've got 2 apples and a banana in my pocket.. free lunch anyone?" |
| » DaRkRaVeR said "psssssssssssssst, Nymph, you still got cake on your face..." |
| » nothingnopenope said "thats NOT a banana in my pocket" |
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