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 | » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "your dick is too salty" |
 | » da_instagatah said "i don't wanna know the truth" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Who remembers the airports in the skies?" |
 | » El_Presidente said "U want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!" |
| » da_instagatah said "i don't know anything anymore" |
 | » screw_you said "i wish i could fall asleep by your side but knowing now how much u dont care id rather not sleep at all..." |
 | » daFTWin said "what?" |
 | » neoform said "the capitial of Ohio is the letter O" |
| » djAmalgam said "The largest city in the United States with a one syllable name is Flint, Michigan." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "high on potty" |
| » neoform said "i never lift the toilet seat, i'm too lazy, bah, who cares if i get some on the seat.." |
| » El_Presidente said "Man who stands on toilet bowl is high on pot" |
| » neoform said "be a slut??" |
| » screw_you said "i always wanted to be one of those mehehehe" |
| » El_Presidente said "Secretary is not part of furniture until screwed on desk" |
| » screw_you said "adikt adikt adikt adikt adikt" |
| » daFTWin said "CC.. central coast WOt W00t?!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i believe in your love, i adore you when your touching my skin, i got to know you'll love me still, thorugh the distance and the hours until, you're with me..." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "g h e t t o f o o d" |
| » screw_you said "i want you to want me ...i need you to need me..." |
| » daFTWin said "When I'm down and feelin' blue, I close my eyes so I can be with you, Baby be strong for me baby belong to me .. help me through help me need you.." |
| » El_Presidente said "Kafwin: Come to daddy" |
| » da_instagatah said "Kafwin: come eat ice cream" |
| » El_Presidente said "I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits" |
| » neoform said "stupid eyes why is everything sao blurry in the mnorning." |
| » daFTWin said "I can't take it anymore." |
| » da_instagatah said "check out my gravel pit...a mystery unravelling...as we go back, back and forth.." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "sex?" |
| » da_instagatah said "neoform: i love that song...omg..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i've got life, your always on my mind, you got to believe it's something alright, forever by your siiiiiiiide, i've got life, just give me time to find, whatever it is it will be alright, forvere by your side, i've got life." |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "SCREAM" |
| » neoform said "that sounds crotchtastic! please pass another serving please.. it's almost groin grabbingly good." |
| » nothingnopenope said "yes please" |
| » screw_you said "sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex se" |
| » neoform said "she's a brick and i'm drowning slowly.. off the coast and i'm headed nowhere.." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "how can i make you want me, how can i make it for real, i wanna love you forever, i hope that you feel the same." |
| » El_Presidente said "It would be more of a toilet humor book" |
| » El_Presidente said "i once knew a man from venus, he could bend over and suck his own...." |
| » neoform said "free circumsisions.. "Oh, I'll take 2!"" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "yay for free lap dances" |
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