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 | » daFTWin said "Baaahh!!.. you can have the short one... and scott why not just change ur religion and get a transexualism and a colourism.. i mean if they have transexualism they otta have colourisms :P" |
 | » screw_you said "knockaround guys...can i be ur knockaround gal ...mihihihi ..kaf u can have seth but HES TOO SHORT FOR YOU HAHAHAHA" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "I went into a fuck trance" |
 | » neoform said "not fuck trance." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "ha ha ha ha: mike-sarah-nuf said" |
 | » da_instagatah said "fuck trance" |
| » nothingnopenope said "I wish I was a black homosexual jew" |
 | » El_Presidente said "and there was much rejoicing" |
| » neoform said "show us your can." |
| » El_Presidente said "make 7 up yours" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "idj9 rocked last nite" |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "all you savage cats knew that i was strapped with gats when you was cuddling the cabbage patch." |
| » djAmalgam said "hahahahahahaha. you said slot" |
| » neoform said "I will be playing 'real' trance at OC..
even if my slot is gonna be like 45 mins :(" |
 | » DaRkRaVeR said "/me sings "This is the trax that broke your mom's back, even though i was on the dance floor i heard it crack! base drum. Face first.... take a final plunge.... even if it aint leagal."" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i know you don't want to, be without my love, and if your gonna kiss me you know that you'll have to stay. i'll give verything for you to make you wanna stay, i'll give everything i have, i love youmore than i can say." |
 | » moondancer said "aaahhh... hate alcohol" |
| » nothingnopenope said "I like fake trance" |
| » djAmalgam said "we need to educate people about trance music. real trance, not mc mario trance." |
| » neoform said "OK TICKLED PINK, IF YOU SAY SO, BUT I.. wait, why is my caps on..?" |
| » nothingnopenope said "WHEN LIFE IS GETTING YOUR DOWN. HAVE A BANANA" |
| » screw_you said "BUT BREAKS IS GOOD MUSIK!!!!!!!!!" |
| » neoform said "but breaks and trance are almost the same..
same tempo most of the time, just scramble the beats a little." |
| » screw_you said "gimme jungle, gimme booty...gimme breaks, gimme happy ..put on some hardcore ..and ill move till im sore....put on some trance,to that i cannot dance..." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "either way, she'd bitch... I love that girl" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "I fixed it..:p I think she would get pissed more if i was SAYING fine instead of "fin" than me writing fin instead of fine haha" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Damn Ze'ev, she even spelt her name out for you; it's F-I-N-E!" |
| » daFTWin said "I thought it was sunny ..." |
| » da_instagatah said "my brain hurts" |
| » neoform said "holy shit, 5 drinks makes yer eyeslids so fuckin heavy.." |
| » da_instagatah said "i want to be sure" |
| » djAmalgam said "Coors Beer put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."
" |
| » El_Presidente said "I am the operator with my pocket calculator" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i don't wanna be your idol cause this pedistal is high and i'm afraid of height" |
| » neoform said "cum in your pants?
you... really want that?" |
| » El_Presidente said "everyone should come in my pants" |
| » screw_you said "YOU MUST ALL COME TO INDIGO KIDS TONIGHT!!!!!!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i wanna take you by the hand and lead you to this precious land and listen to the words you have to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" |
| » neoform said "nibbling on someone's dick hurts." |
| » da_instagatah said "The truth hurts." |
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