Oneliners |
 | » neoform said "that's a great pickup line!
you should try it on one of your teachers." |
 | » da_instagatah said "Ahahahahahahahah" |
 | » mdc said "You're lucky you're not in an alley, cuz i'd rape you" |
| » neoform said "swino dead bit." |
 | » El_Presidente said "MOthafuck this and mothafuck that" |
 | » daFTWin said ""Dance and shake your tambourine"... damn thats what was in my head when i woke yp this morning." |
 | » moondancer said "i want a mini me" |
| » neoform said "Life is gooooood." |
| » daFTWin said ":(" |
| » neoform said "hi super-nintendo chalmers!" |
 | » screw_you said "remi tu em connasi po mais tu devrais kan meme comprendre!
tu est "giga" hehe tk si tu catch po parle a antonin lol" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "am I the only who noticed Missy Elliott lost an incredible amount of weight? damn that can't be healthy" |
 | » DirtApple said "supernintendos? its all about the original nintendo!" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "what about supernintendants." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i hate superintendants" |
| » daFTWin said "www.revealthesecret.com" |
| » El_Presidente said "How the fuck do they put the godamn caramel in that mothafuckin' caramilk bar foo'?" |
| » daFTWin said "Cake Cake Cake.. thats what its all about." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "man, i dont wanna see oscar meyer's weiner." |
 | » ApR1zM said "why is isabel always cute ? ?? ?? ? :))
" |
| » daFTWin said "Is it cold outside?" |
| » screw_you said "Oh i wish i were an oscar myer weiner ..that is truly what id like to be ...cause if i were an oscar myer wiener evryone,EvErYoNe would be in love WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" |
| » ApR1zM said "i think every goddam normally working mind can find its best use" |
| » daFTWin said "NOOOO!! not the wooorrmmss!!! *BaThRoOm MoMmEnTs*" |
| » neoform said "nobody likes me, everybody hates me, i think i'll go eat worms." |
 | » DaRkRaVeR said "i need turn tables....." |
| » neoform said "ehh, this sucks." |
| » neoform said "i need a job so i can make $12,000 and finish my soundsystem." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I need a job and a man" |
| » djAmalgam said "My record is 12 inches long." |
| » neoform said "when i was at the fridge i farted, i then closed the fridge door.. when i opened it again an hour later it didn't smell like fart anymore.. i think the food absorbed the fart." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "no snow here! haha" |
| » daFTWin said "I pointed and laughed.. but there was none there." |
| » neoform said "there was snow on my lawn this morning.. so i lit the lawn on fire with gas, then the snow was gone and i was happy. the end." |
| » daFTWin said "Change your heart, look around you, Change your heart it will astound you..." |
| » El_Presidente said "If the van's rocking dont come knocking" |
| » da_instagatah said "fuck" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "snow :~(((" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "irk!! *pukes*" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "michael jackson reversed" |
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