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» neoform said
"penis my cockerspaniel"
» daFTWin said
"what laid? "
» neoform said
"8th floor action!"
» El_Presidente said
"where? I want in!"
» neoform said
"horray for wasting time in school wandering the hallways looking for something to do.."
» djAmalgam said
"horray for being sick and not going to school!"
» neoform said
"horray for stretching in the morning! *stretches* ahhh...."
» daFTWin said
"Yaye for wierd people...*twirls finger*"
» El_Presidente said
"yay for that+"
» nothingnopenope said
"yay for being horny"
» screw_you said
"yay for mixed messages!!!"
» Miss_Amanda said
"actually no"
» neoform said
"you get therapy? can i get some too?"
» Miss_Amanda said
"EWWW EWWW EWWW!!! that mental picture is gonna stick with me through thousands of dollars worth of therapy"
» neoform said
"with a farret in the toiletbowl, and you not knowing he's there."
» djAmalgam said
"how about the feeling of having to take a really really really huge dump in a public toilet in winter?"
» mdc said
"how about the feeling of your girlfriend of 1 year dumping your ass cuz things are suddenly 'moving too fast'?"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"there is nothing on this planet worse than the feeling of regret"
» nothingnopenope said
"thats my problem too"
» screw_you said
"i found out what my problem is ..."
» neoform said
"a vortex."
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said
"So where did you come from?"
» mdc said
"why? did someone set him on fire?"
» mdc said
"silverchairs are made of silver and must be expensive"
» neoform said
"silverchair? bah."
» neoform said
"*ponders the idea*.. anyone lookin for some fun? *wink wink*"
» mdc said
"boning is great! you should try it ian.. hehehe"
» Miss_Amanda said
"I wanna bone too.. :("
» daFTWin said
"I wanna bone."
» neoform said
"ahem, you mean "poke her" as you always say."
» djAmalgam said
"One day, i will fuck Lisa Lashes"
» daFTWin said
"Buuunnnyyyyyyy."
» Miss_Amanda said
"what are you talking about Ian?? DISNEY IS DA BOMB!!!"
» neoform said
"tickled pink is evil."
» neoform said
"disney sucks"
» Miss_Amanda said
"I'm hungry"
» Miss_Amanda said
"I've got a fat ankle"
» neoform said
"damnit, everyone got drunk last night. i should saved my drunkenesss for saturday and not friday."
» nothingnopenope said
"I am drunk and horney hooray"
» djAmalgam said
"may 23 angry bottles of water have sex on your neighbor's lawn while listening to the six oclock news."
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