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» neoform said "penis my cockerspaniel" |
» daFTWin said "what laid?
" |
» neoform said "8th floor action!" |
» El_Presidente said "where? I want in!" |
» neoform said "horray for wasting time in school wandering the hallways looking for something to do.." |
» djAmalgam said "horray for being sick and not going to school!" |
» neoform said "horray for stretching in the morning!
*stretches* ahhh...." |
» daFTWin said "Yaye for wierd people...*twirls finger*" |
» El_Presidente said "yay for that+" |
» nothingnopenope said "yay for being horny" |
» screw_you said "yay for mixed messages!!!" |
» Miss_Amanda said "actually no" |
» neoform said "you get therapy? can i get some too?" |
» Miss_Amanda said "EWWW EWWW EWWW!!! that mental picture is gonna stick with me through thousands of dollars worth of therapy" |
» neoform said "with a farret in the toiletbowl, and you not knowing he's there." |
» djAmalgam said "how about the feeling of having to take a really really really huge dump in a public toilet in winter?" |
» mdc said "how about the feeling of your girlfriend of 1 year dumping your ass cuz things are suddenly 'moving too fast'?" |
» Agent_Yogurt said "there is nothing on this planet worse than the feeling of regret" |
» nothingnopenope said "thats my problem too" |
» screw_you said "i found out what my problem is ..." |
» neoform said "a vortex." |
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "So where did you come from?" |
» mdc said "why?
did someone set him on fire?" |
» mdc said "silverchairs are made of silver and must be expensive" |
» neoform said "silverchair? bah." |
» neoform said "*ponders the idea*.. anyone lookin for some fun? *wink wink*" |
» mdc said "boning is great! you should try it ian.. hehehe" |
» Miss_Amanda said "I wanna bone too.. :(" |
» daFTWin said "I wanna bone." |
» neoform said "ahem, you mean "poke her" as you always say." |
» djAmalgam said "One day, i will fuck Lisa Lashes" |
» daFTWin said "Buuunnnyyyyyyy." |
» Miss_Amanda said "what are you talking about Ian?? DISNEY IS DA BOMB!!!" |
» neoform said "tickled pink is evil." |
» neoform said "disney sucks" |
» Miss_Amanda said "I'm hungry" |
» Miss_Amanda said "I've got a fat ankle" |
» neoform said "damnit, everyone got drunk last night.
i should saved my drunkenesss for saturday and not friday." |
» nothingnopenope said "I am drunk and horney hooray" |
» djAmalgam said "may 23 angry bottles of water have sex on your neighbor's lawn while listening to the six oclock news." |
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