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 | » neoform said "the elves are now my slaves. and i STOLE CHRISTMAS!" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "YOU KILLED SANTA!! GIMME MY PRESENTS BITCH!" |
| » neoform said "i just ran over santa with my car. wait, did i say santa? i meant satan." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "You better watch out. Or the insects will get you." |
 | » screw_you said "amanda *waves*" |
 | » psychobitch said "yay!! i finaly remebered my stupid password so i could post a stupid oneliner and here i am... bye now ( haha )" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "hey Patty! *waves*. Recognize me this time?" |
| » neoform said "hey, i saw you at OC. *waves*" |
 | » DirtApple said "hi *waves*" |
| » djAmalgam said "shhhhhhhhhhh! the baby is sleeping" |
| » nothingnopenope said "GINO" |
| » neoform said "*pours cologn all over em*
Hmm, now they smell like me! yay!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I got febreeze but you live in the West Island.. too far for my booté" |
| » neoform said "my speakers smell like bad cigaretts.. anyone got any febreeze?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I wish you were here" |
| » screw_you said "please dont go to hell.....say the cracked outand sktechy ottawa girls..." |
| » neoform said "well it was.. so. blah." |
| » neoform said "if you are reading this it means yer not at OC and thereby suck." |
 | » daFTWin said "Never even knew it was me" |
| » SpaceyTracy said "once u pop u can't stop" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "excuse me while I slap the salami" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i'm a kill you and those loud ass motha f*ckin' barkin' dogs" |
| » neoform said "haha scotty has no frieeeeends.. na na na naaa!" |
| » nothingnopenope said "school is boring when you have no friends" |
| » mdc said "its true... have you ever seen them in the same room together??? i think not" |
| » neoform said "maybe just amybe our parents are actually the same people just with masks on!" |
| » mdc said "yeah... born on different days and in different hospitals, to different parents" |
| » neoform said "hmm, we must be twins or somethin.." |
| » mdc said "life is boring when you have nothing to live for and your life is just one useless, boring episode after another" |
| » neoform said "skool is boring when none of yer friends can be found.. :(" |
 | » El_Presidente said "*poke* YOU HAVE CANCER!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "three....four....lock your door" |
| » screw_you said "one ...two...freddy's comin for you..." |
| » neoform said ":(" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "you should know.. you're one of them" |
| » neoform said "who is?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "assholes! the only way to survive is to keep in mind that deep down they're all f*cking assholes" |
| » mdc said "that poor bastard..." |
| » neoform said "the DJ for run DMC was shot in the head yesterday.. :(" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i got 5 on it.
Playah, give me some room and i might just chill,
But I'm the type that like to light another joint like Cypress Hill." |
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