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» screw_you said
"im goin to my dads!!!!!!!! theres no computer and two 11 year old BRATS!!!!!!! ahhhh HELP!!!!!!"
» daFTWin said
"But I want to plllaaaaayyyyy.."
» Miss_Amanda said
"'Cause I'm a groove girl, what a strange girl, in a wicked world"
» Sir_Doreille said
"**Not Related Post** **don't know what else to say** hum.. **enough**"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"sugar, you make my soul complete, rapture tastes so sweet"
» psychobitch said
"god i hope its shit in a bag ! "
» neoform said
"spare time sucks."
» Miss_Amanda said
"happy birthday thierry...?!!?"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"or is it just the thought of you that's killing me?"
» da_instagatah said
"*break it down*"
» Sir_Doreille said
"is her birthday present a low-budget Dog shit-in-a-bag ?"
» El_Presidente said
"And im sure that message was for the other birthday boy. *cries*"
» screw_you said
"hey psychobitch...I HAVE YOUR B-DAY PRESENT AND IM NOT TELLING U WHAT IT IS !!!!!! mouhahahahaha im sooo evil lol...and u better like it or else im keeping it bitch!!!!! mehehehe ...keep in mind my low budget please lol ..."
» PaT_ said
"my dads shit is sweeter than your dads shit"
» nothingnopenope said
"it's natural body function, and everyone does it, why the embarassment ?"
» neoform said
"i need a time machine"
» Miss_Amanda said
"WHHYYYYYYYYYY????"
» Zz.ee.vV said
"next subject pleeeez | even bcuz its a natural body function i dont wanna read about other guys (some of whom i know) doing it.. sheesh"
» mdc said
"i did and i do"
» neoform said
"i didn't and i have no pictures either.. odd."
» El_Presidente said
"crazzyyyyyyyyyyy i say"
» da_instagatah said
"*hmph*"
» djAmalgam said
"how is your modem today? mine is dandy"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"But I can see you, your brown skin shining in the suuuuuuun, you got your hair combed back and sun glasses on bay bee, and i can tell you my love for you would still be strong after the boys of summer have gone."
» mdc said
"i have nothing"
» Sir_Doreille said
"psychobitch... maybe you should start it on fire before ringing... :D"
» psychobitch said
"plop a paper bag of dog shit on yout front porche and ring your bell..."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"the sun goes down alone, i'm driving by your house though i know your not home."
» daFTWin said
"You did it to yourself."
» djAmalgam said
"*hugs Chelsea A LOT!*"
» Miss_Amanda said
"*hugs Chelsea*"
» El_Presidente said
"Scotty p is the reason beethoven went deaf"
» da_instagatah said
"hugs please"
» Sir_Doreille said
".. necrophyle ... hum by the way.. please let 8 bits nes Rest in peace with mozart , Thanx :P"
» neoform said
"a boy and his blob, eating jellybeans that turn him into a trampoline."
» DirtApple said
"boooooooooooooooooooooob"
» mdc said
"dead people move ian... its called post-mortem reaction... and because i dig them up and screw them"
» neoform said
"*drop kicks chelsa in the head*"
» da_instagatah said
"kick me"
» neoform said
"dead people don't move."
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