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 | » neoform said "Mmmhmm. and tonite?" |
 | » mdc said "yeah i mixed those three together yesterday... bad bad bad" |
 | » daFTWin said "When can I stop caring." |
 | » da_instagatah said "alcohol-boys-emotions is a terrible mix!" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "alcool-girls-emotions is a bad mix.. almost slept on a sidewalk in ottawa..." |
 | » screw_you said "alcohol is bad...very very very evil!!!!!!
" you can check out anitime you like but you can never leave..."" |
| » mdc said "yes... drunk is good... alcohol makes you forget... like the great Eagles once said: "Some dance to remember, some dance to forget!" well replace dance by drink" |
| » neoform said "we should all get drunk together.." |
| » da_instagatah said "Amanda, you are the greatest drunk buddy a person can ever have!" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "Chelsea is my drunk buddy, don't forget that!" |
| » da_instagatah said "i love b00ze" |
| » neoform said "lets go get some." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "me too!!" |
| » neoform said "i need more booze." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "and by the way... to destroy somethin beautyful ? --> http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/summer/main.asp?seed=7326&serial=310496 Enjoy" |
| » da_instagatah said "*bzzzt*" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "how to pee high in 1 lesson, old yer weener with head upside ( you may fold it a little ) .. let the pressure do the rest.. enjoy !" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "I want to destroy something beautiful" |
| » neoform said "i want to be able to pee really hiugh. so i can pee hjigh./.. you know?" |
| » djAmalgam said "i want to put a strobe light in my bathroom and a laser in my kitchen." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "..think i'm gonna put an alarm on my kitchen knives.. or somethin.." |
| » djAmalgam said "we have a long way to go" |
| » neoform said "damn i love the 'edit message' feature.." |
| » mdc said "*joins him* WHOOOOO!!! YEAH!!! ALRIGHT!!!" |
| » neoform said "*grabs it* damn straigh hoe-.. oh.. ohhhhh yeahhhh...." |
| » mdc said "ok *gently places paper cut-out of breasts in hand ian ISN'T using to jerk himself off*" |
| » neoform said "gimme those back!!" |
| » mdc said "pear of apples you say?
well how do ya like them apples!!!! *shows ian paper cut-out of breasts*" |
| » neoform said "i need a pear. a pear of apples. yes. a pear of apples i tells ya." |
| » daFTWin said "heheh christinnaaaaaa" |
| » psychobitch said "I wanna steal the kitchen knife..i feel , feel like taking a life." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "*clears throat* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIPSY" |
| » neoform said "a tree." |
| » mdc said "what's green and goes 500km/h backwards?" |
| » neoform said "hey shaddup, i have a job now. at least i'm not a cripple." |
| » mdc said "how about poor dj jokes? ever hear the one about the poor dj? his name was ian (this time i do mean poor financially)" |
| » neoform said "please, no dead baby jokes." |
| » neoform said "mines juuuust right." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "mine too :(" |
| » da_instagatah said "my hair is toooooo short" |
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