Oneliners |
 | » daFTWin said "wow." |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "just when you think you got things under control, one small things lets you know that you really dont." |
 | » ApR1zM said "your ignorance blinds me" |
 | » da_instagatah said "everyone is laughing at me today" |
| » mdc said "my brain hurts... class sucks!" |
 | » neoform said "there once was a man from nantucket... he he sure did know how to fucket." |
| » ApR1zM said "who carez what you think" |
 | » screw_you said "camp kill yourself" |
| » neoform said "stars my snowman!" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "Rock My Stars !" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "star trek rocks" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "STAR TREK SUCKS" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "... i believe we are dangerous for ourselves.." |
| » mdc said "its true... except replace he by she...
*sigh*" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Ain't no sunshine when he's gone; It's not warm when he's away; Ain't no sunshine when he's gone
and he's always gone too long; Anytime he goes away
" |
| » ApR1zM said "hmmmmmmmmmm beer" |
| » djAmalgam said "i believe in making the world safe for our children. but not for our children's children because i dont think children should be having sex." |
| » da_instagatah said "You can't HANDLE the truth" |
| » daFTWin said "Im a vachefwin" |
| » mdc said "*blink... blink*" |
| » djAmalgam said "If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass, how come a ram in the ass is a goose?" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "damn.. is the drying machine in the house or the house is around the dryin machine ?" |
| » mdc said "it's NEVER too early to puke" |
| » djAmalgam said "left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "k can make you barf" |
| » daFTWin said "its raining alot." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "..i feel like riding my drying machine.." |
| » djAmalgam said "5 dollah" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "Over HEre! .. how much for the peanuts thing?...do you sell beer or crackerjacks?" |
| » neoform said "peanuuuut, peanut butter and waffles!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I'm caught in the diaries with all your complaining, The curious scribblings of one who has everything
" |
 | » somekid said "You ain't ready to party!" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "four inches clitted dog... thats really nasty for sure !" |
| » neoform said "all i did was simply state that flourists smell nice.. it's somewhat obvious, no?" |
| » da_instagatah said "i'm feeling antsy" |
| » djAmalgam said "my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit." |
| » mdc said "whats with all the florist comments ian? is there a nice florist you have your eye on? (yes i said EYE... singular... only one eye is on her)" |
| » da_instagatah said "dirty" |
| » neoform said "flourists smelling nice" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "pwetty hair" |
Oneliners | [ Top Of Page ] |
Post New Oneliner |
You must be logged-in to post a oneliner.
Post New Oneliner | [ Top Of Page ] |
