Oneliners |
 | » julie_eaves said "Not on Rex manning day" |
| » PaT_ said "whats with you today? " whats with today today?"" |
 | » neoform said "if i eat 4 pounds of paper will that make me more of a man?" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "satan's crapin on the floor doo da doo dah.. satan's crapin on the floor doo dah di dah doo" |
| » mdc said "whats that? Liv Tyler's a whore? oh ok... i thought i misunderstood you for a second there" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said ""Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark.... MIDNIGHT!" I just watched that movie for the millionth time yesterday" |
 | » screw_you said "SAVE THE EMPIRE....tina i miss u !" |
| » julie_eaves said "I missss megan :(" |
| » mdc said "if it aint black it aint eddie murphy" |
| » neoform said "*blackness confirmed*" |
| » psychobitch said "damn the man.." |
| » julie_eaves said "so does having a stuffed up nose :(" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "coughing fucking sucks" |
| » neoform said "*flops over and forgets how to breath*" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "*sticks a vaccuum cleaner to Ian's ear and sucks out all the info* you're good to go, it's all empty" |
| » neoform said "*lifts up hand in class* excuse me sir, can i leave? my brain is full" |
| » Optimist_pRhyme said "too much information...
runnin through my brain...
too much information...
driving me insane." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "too much information for me" |
| » mdc said "three times out of two im dropping my goo" |
 | » da_instagatah said "i want a harp" |
| » djAmalgam said "that, my friends, will be revealed to you, the day 23 angry lightbulls dance in circles around my neighbors christmas pumpkin on valentine's day." |
| » screw_you said "its tina's bday in 8 days hhihihi psychobitch will be a big gurl now hehe sweet 16 wow lol
i love you tooo!!!!!" |
| » da_instagatah said "stop the madness" |
| » neoform said "how did your dick end up in a cows ass might i ask?" |
| » djAmalgam said "its midnight in montana and i can't get my dick out of this cow" |
 | » daFTWin said "hahahah virgins.. do those still exist?
" |
| » neoform said "you wanna see someone in a couch? http://www.theblank.org/neoform/imagery/st.anne2001/index.html" |
| » screw_you said "LIKE A VIRGIN IN A COUCH!!!!!!!!!
ohhhh yeah!" |
| » neoform said "Hey, if ed the sock called madonna a dirty old man.. then madonna is a dirty old man." |
| » djAmalgam said "i'm having the time of my life right now." |
| » daFTWin said "no she isnt you are." |
| » neoform said "madonna is a dirty old man." |
| » psychobitch said "REALLY????????? .. just like a virgin in a couch i guess.." |
 | » DirtApple said "the sky is filled with lovely colours, surrender you love *someting something* feels like heaven when ur by my side, ur tender touch makes me feel alrite *sings away*" |
| » neoform said "you so crazy that yer email's don't even make sense!!!" |
| » psychobitch said ">=/ DEEEEPAAAANEEEEUUUURRRRRRRR !" |
| » neoform said "BITCH! again!!" |
| » da_instagatah said "*draws on ian's pants with a marker*" |
| » neoform said "*laughes at wisp*" |
| » da_instagatah said "*jaw drops*" |
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