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 | » nothingnopenope said "I will pet everyone wether they like it or not" |
 | » mdc said "especially when you're removing them... not wait! people make funny sounds when you remove their organs... thats it!!" |
| » djAmalgam said "organs make funny sounds" |
 | » neoform said "why am i not drunk?
i wanna be drunk damnit." |
 | » El_Presidente said "Rock out with your cock out" |
| » neoform said "what makes time continue on at such a steady pace? why doesn't it go real fast every once in a while?" |
 | » screw_you said "i appreciate the attention BUT NO PETTING!!!!!!!!! hehe" |
| » julie_eaves said "no megan...Gen is MY girlfriend
" |
| » mdc said "time doesn't exist... all is one, one is all.. nothing changes, nothing stays the same... nothing matters" |
 | » daFTWin said "FUCK YEA!!!" |
| » El_Presidente said "Kafwin is the devil" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "go wash ur hair...NOW!!!" |
| » psychobitch said "now i must go and fetch the water, till the day that i am grown ." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "but it's over now, trippin' over you. i don't know what has changed is it me or you, is it you or me that changed, i don't have a clue, but it's over now..." |
| » nothingnopenope said "keep an eye on your daughter! Watch out for strangers. *pets iza* heh heh heh heh heh" |
| » daFTWin said "*Steals tickled Pink out of tipsys pocket*.. pfffff.. I dont think so... shes MY daughter... *pets iza's head and kisses it*.. i'll never let you out of my sight again...*looks up and gives cut eye to tipsy*" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said ""is there a tickled pink in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me?"" |
| » El_Presidente said "*steals tickled pink and shuves her in his pocket*" |
| » neoform said "*gives tickled pink a teddy bear*" |
| » screw_you said "i feel so unwanted" |
| » daFTWin said "Megan is my mommy!!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "gen is MY girlfriend" |
 | » da_instagatah said "can you say LOSER??" |
| » djAmalgam said "i have a green plastic frog" |
| » neoform said "umm.. i WAS kinda referring to miss pinky, tho if you wanna give it a whirl, by all means.." |
| » daFTWin said ".. FUCK OFF.....*waits to see if it works*" |
| » neoform said "prehaps you should tell him to fuck off then he'll get the picture?" |
| » mdc said "whats with all the empire records stuff????" |
| » nothingnopenope said "Because he thinks you are just playing games, like girls always do" |
| » screw_you said "how come a guy doesnt get the point when u dont answer the phone for a week when he calls since ur have caller id and only do when he blocks his number and then make up and excuses to hang up lol" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said ""Wow Sarah, you have such nice cheeks".. he he he wonder what he meant by that, eh Sar?" |
| » daFTWin said "I want to jump in a lake." |
| » PaT_ said "thats a personal opinon..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "jealousy and lonelyness are both inevitable" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Say no more, mon amor. Your lips are made for kissin' babé je t'adore. muwha!" |
| » psychobitch said "Who does she think she is to steal the Beatnutz song >=/ Stupid naked bitch!" |
| » da_instagatah said "shut up noah" |
| » screw_you said "stop calling me warren my name isnt fuken WARREN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wisper* his name isnt warren...his name isnt warren..his name isnt warren...i thought his name was warren.." |
| » daFTWin said "Omg.. its last night all over again.." |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "I got the deaf people hearing this, blind people seeing this, paralyzed from the neck down still feeling it.." |
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