Oneliners |
 | » neoform said "sleeping alone? get a tv. they keep ya company.." |
 | » djAmalgam said "i hate falling asleep on the metro every morning" |
 | » screw_you said "meh i hate sleeping alone :(" |
| » neoform said "everyone shut up and pogo." |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "yay! 5 more weeks till i go to Israel" |
 | » somekid said "crap on a stick" |
| » djAmalgam said "*feeds you some chinese noodles*
life can be musical" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i haven't eaten in 2 days..." |
| » mdc said "my thoughts exactly!............................. buttercups" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "what is up with you lately? you've grown so cold and so distant.. just tell me the truth; tell me what's on your mind! I'm not afraid of confrontation, I just hate these little games." |
| » psychobitch said "how u gona win when u aint right within?" |
| » neoform said "caution: caution notices have little effect on those who read them." |
| » mdc said "Caution: Road becomes wet when raining... and Ian sucks cuz hes drunk with all his buddies 'cept for me!!!!" |
| » djAmalgam said "CAUTION: SLIPPERY WHEN WET" |
| » neoform said "you're with yourself?" |
| » screw_you said "i wish i were anywhere but here with anyone but me..." |
| » screw_you said "its either really early or really late ...it depends on how you look at it..." |
 | » daFTWin said "*misses last bus waiting for pat and spends $13.50 on a cab home*..*but isnt mad* :)" |
| » neoform said "i luv being drunk wif all my buds over hea!
(cept dino, you not here..)" |
| » daFTWin said "Im having great night....:D" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "there are no more buses!" |
| » nothingnopenope said "I am lonely tonite!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "The Mooon looks lonely tonight.." |
| » mdc said "disco inferno... mmmmmm... nice and warm" |
| » nothingnopenope said "*baths isabel in "other stuff" *" |
| » psychobitch said "her dead body is cold." |
 | » El_Presidente said "*bathes isabel in k and raw meat*" |
| » psychobitch said "Burn bitch burn.." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i have never been so let down in my entire life" |
| » nothingnopenope said "you need sex" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "and u need me 2 =(!!!" |
| » screw_you said "thank u tipsy!! hehe its pretty fun in ur pocket but i need a vile of K and food !!!" |
| » tuesmondieu said "sowee...i'm so sowee" |
| » neoform said "Redundancy is very repeatative." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "when will my creativity return?" |
 | » da_instagatah said "what do you do when your eyeball is itchy?
this blowz" |
| » El_Presidente said "makes a saphire in his pocket for isabel" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I would’ve warned you, but really, what’s the point? Caution could but rarely ever helps. Don’t be down when my demeanor tends to disappoint, it’s hard enough even trying to be civil to myself." |
| » screw_you said "I WANT TO BE AT SAPHIRE RIGHT NOW!!!!! why do people do it on purpose to get me even more pissed off !!!!! yay for mean people!! fuck u!" |
| » neoform said "*pets paul in a sexually abusive manner*" |
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