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» daFTWin said
"You want me... hmmm..."
» tuesmondieu said
"pat where are u??? :("
» PaT_ said
"baby babe-E!!!"
» tuesmondieu said
"mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm.......ouh lala"
» screw_you said
"its not a new one gen ...i just saw him again last night..."
» neoform said
"i want you mr. tispy."
» El_Presidente said
"I want you Kafwin"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i guess i'm selfish by nature"
» tuesmondieu said
"omg....a new one....ah lalalala"
» daFTWin said
"You ARE hot.. give it time my little one"
» screw_you said
"*pouts* KAFWIN!!!! why is he so fucking hot and me so not?!?!?!?!? *cries*"
» da_instagatah said
"every kiss starts with a k"
» neoform said
"*places chelsa in a freezer, then closes the door*"
» da_instagatah said
"please don`t be cold to me."
» daFTWin said
"(not directed towards anyone inperticular, just felt like adding)Stop wanting me."
» daFTWin said
"Noooo.. iza is the best for feeding me milk and cookies and for letting me take apart her expensive sweater and turn it into a..into a.. into a better sweater!! =)"
» PaT_ said
"i do not regret the thing siv done but only those i did not do."
» julie_eaves said
"Isa is the best for sending me TONS of pictures!"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"further and further away i go, not by choice but because you've pushed me"
» Miss_Amanda said
"it's all or nothing"
» ApR1zM said
"general tao girls are hot too ! (dont ask)"
» neoform said
"that and those big hairy butch women from germany."
» julie_eaves said
"swedish girls in general are hot"
» djAmalgam said
"the sweedish girl that killed the spiders with the knives is pretty hot eh?"
» AngryChinchilla said
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
» mdc said
"so this one time I'm in a car, right, and we're driving, and driving, and driving and..... no wait!... that wasn't me"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"no matter what i dooooooooo, when i close my eyes i still realize that i belong to you."
» psychobitch said
": ) at least someone does"
» screw_you said
"i love u tina"
» psychobitch said
":( i wish i could eclipse myself......but as usual nobody gives a fuck"
» mdc said
"when thinking about mankind, we have to realize that the word itself is made up of two other words: MANK and IND, and we have to ask ourselves... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?"
» da_instagatah said
"I am happier now."
» mdc said
"big ones small ones some as big your head"
» El_Presidente said
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"memories of me and you go on and on... memories will stay forever with your love, memories of love."
» mdc said
"what if 6 were realy 9?"
» PaT_ said
"Do you wanna stay with me/ Like the flower and the bee?/ You were whisper to me, / oh baby, oh baby, baby oh oh/ "
» screw_you said
"ITS TINAS BDAy!!!!! yay!!!!!!! im gonn call u at 7 this morning lol heheh"
» AngryChinchilla said
"Dying of boredom, I'll try it all, Looks and feels great but look at what it's doing to you, But that's ok, look at how it feels - Deftones"
» neoform said
"i always lie"
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