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 | » Sir_Doreille said "lol i don't have any problems.. just needed to post that Tool - Sober Lyrics :P ..." |
 | » ApR1zM said "rave" |
 | » djAmalgam said "progression through regression is fun" |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "It's so simple to overlook every little thing I do wrong. It's so simple to overlook every little thing I do right." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "the chick in the blue dress chasing the white rabbit" |
| » ApR1zM said "who the fuck is alice" |
| » mdc said "paul stole that from me!!! only I "drop my goo"" |
 | » neoform said "i think noah spelled renegaid wrong." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "*cries* why so depressed again today?" |
| » djAmalgam said "marie-lou dropped her goo" |
| » neoform said "i need a deck of cards that has frogs in it." |
| » mdc said "wow... and i thought i had problems..." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down.
" |
| » neoform said "oye. cheering people up is a real let down.. :(" |
| » psychobitch said "i get bored" |
 | » daFTWin said "If your smoking in here you better be on fire." |
 | » screw_you said "i dont care anymore what u think about me cause i know i want u so im gonna have you mihihihihihi" |
 | » El_Presidente said "problem with pussy is that its always connected to a wolftrap" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "days are passing by, it seems i can't forget you. teardrops in my eyes are showing that i miss you. i wonder where you are, i wonder what you do..." |
| » daFTWin said "When in dought, add more wine." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "what to do what to do.." |
| » screw_you said "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID DIRTY SLUT!!!!!" |
| » neoform said "noah needs sex, and he wants to fuck at work? Hmmm. what if you combined the two things.. become a hoe." |
| » PaT_ said "i wish my eyes would open a little wider... you're looking a little disfigured" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "...i don't know what has changed is it me or you... -Oris Jay: Trippin'" |
| » daFTWin said "and..." |
| » mdc said "Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't Worry - Be Happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it Double
Don't Worry - Be Happy
Ain't got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "... don't worry be happy (whistling* ) don't worry be happy" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "that's not funny" |
| » daFTWin said "*looks out car window and sees isabel calling herself a stupid dirty slut for no reason and joins in*..Shut the fuck up, you stupid dirty slut!!!!" |
| » screw_you said "FUCK!!!!!!!
i hate being me it sucks! i never get what i want meh i suck ill just tell myself to: shut the fuck up you stupid dirty slut...there no nowone gets to insult me caus i already did it" |
| » PaT_ said "...im on my computer gen...like alwas, wait an hour though you might see me hanging from a light pole by my neck... *does a fake cough*" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I meant you st00pid!" |
| » neoform said "http://www.bible.ca/trinity/happy-face.gif" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I've had a horrible day and need to see a friendly face" |
| » djAmalgam said "im in a bad mood too. lets bitch together" |
| » julie_eaves said "grrrrrrr Im in a bad mood and need something to bitch about to make me feel better" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "... to rave or not to rave this is the question.. Is there any hesitation in this anyway ?" |
| » El_Presidente said "Pick my nose!" |
| » mdc said "everyone wants you! now all you have to do is pick" |
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