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 | » djAmalgam said "duuuuuuuuh. stupid dino. get that bra strap outa yer hair" |
| » mdc said "stupid paul... thats because their ass'll be sore!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "if you were in my heart i'd surely not break you, if you were beside me then my love would take you. i'd keep you in safety for ever protect you, i'd hide you away from the world you rejected." |
| » djAmalgam said "once you have greek, you won't walk for a week." |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "8h29 pm... nut-things to do ( yeah Nut ThingS) .. but i won't tell you .. just because.. it's 8h29pm" |
| » PaT_ said "you took my breath away, dont leave me here this way, 24 hours away....you took my breath away.
" |
| » mdc said "NO CRYING!! This is a no-crying zoned area! Trespassers will be persecuted (yes i realize I wrote persecuted and not prosecuted)" |
| » julie_eaves said "Im in Ottawa and sad *cries*" |
 | » El_Presidente said "4:13 and im hungry and sad" |
| » mdc said "yes of course... suicide and rock and roll... yes... that will do nicely... yes.... mwahahahaha.... venutian pig donkeys!!" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "Time takes a cigarette and puts it in your mouth. You pull on your finger, then another finger, then a cigarette.
ooh oh oh yeah, You're a rock'n roll suicide." |
 | » neoform said "2:20 and this sucks." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "it's 2:05 and my clothes are still in the dryer" |
| » neoform said "*kicks dino in the.. * damnit it's gone!" |
| » mdc said "yes i d....... wait a minute!! Where'd it go!!!!!!!" |
| » El_Presidente said "It's 9:43. do you know where your schlong is?" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "..weird.. i do feel the inverse and it's 9h12 am...
" |
 | » screw_you said "its 9h05 ...i have a feeling im not gonna sleep ..." |
| » neoform said "yeah, you should be paaaaaaartying!!" |
| » screw_you said "what am i doing still up at 5h30 am on the computer!!!!
" |
 | » daFTWin said "I couldn't agree with you more megan.. How long can I go living a lie, blocking out how I really feel and hurt someone so much? Because I know in the end its for the best. Im sorry." |
| » screw_you said "i want to see you when ur not with me but when ur are its like im even more alone..." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "g'N!GHT ravewave.." |
| » screw_you said "i feel so stupid and pathetic right now ..and in a very "i give up" mood!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "justwhen i thought i was happy i came back to reality" |
| » psychobitch said "i think i just burnt my brain" |
| » djAmalgam said "Brutopia makes good beer." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "doint things no-brain style
" |
 | » ApR1zM said "the artist formely known as square[8]" |
| » neoform said "prog. trance is da shit." |
 | » toebee said "fuck cheesy trance." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "death to candysluts" |
| » neoform said "yes. yourself" |
| » djAmalgam said "is it possible to love something TOO much?" |
| » mdc said "no.. its perfectly healthy... dogs do it all the time!" |
| » neoform said "is it wrong to have the sudden urge to want to just.. pull down my pants and take a dump on someone on the bus?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i thought that even you had feelings for me too, i know i was wrong. but baby when you care then i will be there by your side...and now i stand here alone in the dark with out you." |
| » mdc said "Hi! You've reached Dino's Domination Dungeon. How may I help you?" |
 | » da_instagatah said "olee smells" |
| » ApR1zM said "problemz?
" |
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