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 | » Agent_Yogurt said "i can see it in your eyes there is something you wanna tell me. i see it in your eyes there is something that you hide from me. is there a reason why?" |
 | » screw_you said "why did ian say i was a hoe...:/ i dont understand...i dont even think ive ever spoken to him..." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "Isabel you are hot also. I will keep the perverted comments to myself now." |
| » mdc said "yes. megan is hot. very hot." |
| » screw_you said "WOAH!!!! people are talking about me!!!!!!
hehehe
ya i think u were refering to megan cause she IS really hot :) allot of people are hot here !!! too long to write !" |
| » julie_eaves said "haha its true..Megan is hot tooo
" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i know i'm hot but my name isn't isabel. LOL" |
| » mdc said "whos that? find me a picture" |
| » nothingnopenope said "Isabel. She is a sexy biatch. Very fine" |
| » mdc said "yeah.. me too!.... who we talking abut?" |
| » julie_eaves said "Its cuz she IS hot
" |
| » nothingnopenope said "Every guy I know thinks she is fucking hot." |
 | » neoform said "this just in, isabel's a hoe." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you told me one thing, you did another, some how though i will recover. you said you loved me with all your heart, then you made it fall apart. you have secrets, i do to, the difference is mine are true." |
| » PaT_ said "um, you got that quote wrong d00d, from billy madison, its "everybody my age pee's there pants its the coolest"" |
| » neoform said "why is uh.. iza so mean to me?" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "peein yer pants off is the new trend.. i am a cool guy cos i follow th trend (billy madison)" |
| » nothingnopenope said "if you are a psychobitch please do not call me" |
| » mdc said "a monkey poored coffee in my boots" |
| » PaT_ said "For long you live and high you fly/
and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry/
and all that you touch and all that you see/
is all your life will ever be." |
 | » toebee said "People Suck.Fuck." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "this is what i expected least of all, you have lead me to shear disappointment because i thought you were different" |
| » neoform said "1:21" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "now it's 11:11" |
| » PaT_ said "¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 10:58 ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦
" |
| » mdc said "so post more stuff... im equally bored" |
| » julie_eaves said "ok so I lied..it was only 10:11 fucking hell
hahah stupid clocks being wrong..." |
| » mdc said "its 10:18 and i feel like dying........................................................................" |
| » julie_eaves said "Its 11:11
and Im at school and need entertainment" |
| » neoform said "it's 8:38am, do you have kids? and do you know where they are?" |
 | » daFTWin said "Duck. Who the fuck orders duck???" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "G'N!GHT Ravewave..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you'll always be the love of my life, the love of my lIfe. you'll always be the one that i want driving me crazy." |
| » nothingnopenope said "I FEEL MEAN AND NASTY. LIKE OSCAR THE GROUCH ON CRACK" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "... another lonely night" |
| » mdc said "put your head on my shoulder....." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Do a little dance, make a lil love, get down tonight!" |
 | » DirtApple said "hi" |
| » nothingnopenope said "girls who try and get their boyfriend to attack a guy are FUCKING PATHETIC" |
| » mdc said "hey hey!!! im not a gino! i hate you!!! *runs into a corner, curls up into the fetal position and repeats to himself "I am not a Gino... I am not a Gino!!!"*" |
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