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 | » mdc said "oh shut up!!!" |
 | » da_instagatah said "i love you!! i love you so much!!" |
| » mdc said "i hate you!!!
i hate you so much!!" |
 | » neoform said "flourists are way hot. (haha stupid dino)" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "yeah he's cooler cos' he kill trees" |
| » mdc said "i hate ian and his florist-related comments!!" |
| » neoform said "where is the flourist?" |
 | » screw_you said "dumm : (v) To act stupid, from the english "dumb". "Ya dummin'" -- Funkdoobiest (You're dummin' )" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "forgive me, theres something that your heart should know. if you want me it's body sex mind and soul, i want it all." |
| » mdc said "what???
no!! that's matt's!! and matt's only!! no one else knows how to use it properly!! YOU BASTARD!!!" |
| » neoform said "*steals matt's jet powered tunafish sangwitch*" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "yeah.. and on that tv show... there would be special guests killing trees.." |
| » mdc said "if life is a joke, it should have its own late night tv show" |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "Everywhere I look you're all i see..Just a fading fucking reminder of who i used to be..
" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said ".... and she didn't even call. she just disappeared. how typical." |
| » neoform said "damn candle, just cause i supercharged the whick, it has to make a flame that's almost a foot high.. (too much smoke)" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said ".... and he didn't even call. he just left. i can't believe it." |
| » neoform said "can't we all just get along?" |
| » julie_eaves said "It was once said by a man who couldnt quit "dope man please can I have another hit"" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "nice quotes petit danone.... .... if i understand well .... it involve dying trees and stuff ?.." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i wanted to be like you, i wanted everything. so i tried to be like you and i got swept away...if you want to i can save you, i can take you away from here. So lonely inside, so busy out there and all you wanted was somebody who cares." |
 | » El_Presidente said "i love you" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "i hate all of you" |
| » screw_you said "u like it when i like you less no caress just undress u like it when we play hardcore the panty war then u get pussy galore
u liek it when i turn your back give you no slack the slap attack u like when we leave parts on when we gettin it on on and o" |
| » mdc said "beats me... why not?......and he disrespects women... thats bad" |
 | » ApR1zM said "heahhaeaeh why!?" |
| » mdc said "noah = shit-faced bastard-whore who eats shit while screwing goats and likes it when the goat kicks back, which is why he fucks them on the edge of a cliff" |
| » ApR1zM said "how many sorrys does it takes... im sorry oh am sooooooooooooooorrrrry" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "hum chainsaw.. nah .. .i'm NOT a murderer .. i don't wanna kill a tree ! i like trees.. i just wanna see one Die Now ! .. it's a feeling inside me.. can't explain.." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "dont try to run away from what your feeling. dont try to run away cause i understant the pain thats tearing you apart...give your heart feel like a bird in the sky, flying on the wings of love, come into my open arms." |
 | » daFTWin said ""If everything goes smooth tonight Ill be giving her my O face.. O, O, O." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "damn ian i can smell you from here" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i never wanted to stay in one place to long. oh no, not me i didn't want to be a victim of that fatal touch when you want someone to much, but you, you'll be the end of me." |
| » djAmalgam said "JAZZANOVA!" |
| » mdc said "if life's not a joke... then i don't get it" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "yah for the moo crew" |
| » mdc said "what do you do when you need to itch 3 places at once?" |
| » ApR1zM said "hey a bitch is a bitch" |
| » julie_eaves said "Its amazing how good friends have the ability to make you feel so much better about life and give great advice" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "if it was up to me you mothe f**ckas would stop coming up to me, with your hands out lookin' up to me like you want somethin' free, when my last cd was out you wasn't bumpin' me." |
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