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 | » mdc said "whats the world coming to when a man can't fall asleep in a crowd of gay men on drugs.... *sigh*" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "i dunno you're not even safe at home... only place where you could be safe surrounded by gay men.. is a baseball field.. but i don't think you would be safe physically.. if you know what i mean" |
| » mdc said "but i mean... geez... if im not safe sleeping in a room full of gay men on drugs... WHERE AM I SAFE??" |
 | » screw_you said "The life you knew disappears
in its wake your standing in..
as these waves break, there is things i'll miss, things i miss,
and i'm feeling fake, with my whole life on your lips
" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "... yeah but there some kinda place were you just shouldn't sleep if you don't want to awaken with a hurting crotch.." |
| » screw_you said "Stare into my eyes
Rake your nails across my skin
I know the reason embers of you scatter as you breathe
The life you knew disappears
In its wake with one skin
As paper I cut your life
Follow the outline that you traced
The life you knew dis" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "I wish my friends would stop smoking crack" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "life isn't meant to be happy. one minute u are and then your world turns upside down at the drop of a hat" |
| » mdc said "if you tie a string to your finger real tight, itll turn purple or blue" |
| » screw_you said "no more alcamahol for me for a while...
" |
| » mdc said "but i was tired!!" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "maybe you should try not to fall asleep in dark corners of Black and blue.... it would have helped out.." |
| » mdc said "my crotch hurts... should i have that checked out?" |
| » screw_you said "my head hurts...." |
 | » toebee said "I HATE E-TARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!urrrrrrrgh. anyways." |
| » mdc said "not crazy... funny!!" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "lol i don't know but it's not me!.. and i just wanted to see how much it took to drive you guys crazy bout that dying tree.. :P" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "and now i stand here alone in the dark, with out you. there's nothing more that i would like than be with you, i close my eyes but i can't stop thinking of you and now i stand here alone in the dark, without you." |
| » mdc said "oh i get it... sexual innuendo!! ha! hilarious!!!" |
 | » neoform said "come on everybody? who ever came (hah) up with that little phrase should be shot (hah)." |
| » mdc said "dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees COME ON EVERYBODY!! dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "... yeah cos you saw that dying tree.." |
| » mdc said "why not?" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "I should NOT have gone out last night" |
| » mdc said "you make everybody sick" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "i make u sick bitch???" |
| » neoform said "oh mindy, you came a and you brought me a turkey, on my vacation away from workey" |
| » psychobitch said "u STILL make me sic" |
| » mdc said "yeah... what does it matter to him!" |
| » neoform said "what does it matter to me? that yer constantly saying shit about me on this board for no reason." |
| » psychobitch said "u all make me sic..u know who u r :)" |
| » julie_eaves said "oh shush Gen, you got ur award..you know ur the hottest girl ever!" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "happy as a dying tree ??" |
| » tuesmondieu said "i'm not the hottest..:(?????" |
| » djAmalgam said "do whatever makes you happy isa and don't listen to people's comments." |
| » screw_you said "if it were true.....does it matter to u???" |
| » neoform said "isa = lesbo. (no doubt, she really is)" |
| » screw_you said "i met the hottest girl tonight like OH MY GOD!!!!" |
| » neoform said "i like vbeing drunk!! woonb eoob swoob woob woob,. btw, lova ya. and by ya i mean you." |
| » mdc said "oh shut up!!!" |
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