Oneliners |
 | » tuesmondieu said "damn..YOU need serious help....you know who u are!!!!" |
 | » daFTWin said "If you leave me now, you take away the greatest part of me." |
 | » mdc said "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!" |
 | » neoform said "May god HAVE MERCY ON US ALL.. what's that? we're out of Fruitloops? May god HAVE MERCY ON US ALL." |
| » mdc said "i have a MIGHTY NEED... to use the restroom" |
| » neoform said "not any more yer not.." |
| » mdc said "so i says to shut the fuck up ian!" |
| » neoform said "so i says56 to mable i say69s." |
| » psychobitch said "waist of time? .. yes" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "itz all good, I was just kidding.. he he" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "i'm gonna kill you all .. then i'll give back sex to the world and masterbate on your dead bodies.. (sounds creepy ) by the way did not stole your one liner.. just kinda forgot to pay rights for using it.." |
 | » screw_you said "me first PLEASE!!!" |
| » screw_you said "the day i found out noah had at least once turned down sex the world made no more sence...i didnt know what was real anymore..what to believe!!! i mean ...noah! turning down sex!!! whats the world coming too???" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I like bitches, all kinds of bitches, to take of my shirt and pull down my britches." |
| » screw_you said "...
for as much as i love autumn im giving myself to ashes...
" |
| » djAmalgam said "fly on the wings of love" |
| » mdc said "once again *smacks amanda* hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "you stole my oneliner!" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "Smack My bitchhh Up ! .. 9 i had a great onliner once.. but i forgot it by the time i wrote... damn e-tards.." |
| » mdc said "so who's doing what in the where now?" |
| » screw_you said "stare into my eyes...rake your nails accross my skin...i know the reason embers of you scatter as you breathe..." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "if you are a cute girl send me a personal message" |
| » julie_eaves said "Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man" |
| » mdc said "but that must be true.. you wanna fuck any female! including ostrich and panda" |
 | » moondancer said "i never said u loved anyone or anyhting more than me nor did i mention anything about how much u like me in any way" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "looking back on when we first met i cannot escape and i cannot forget, baby your the one, you still turn me on, you can make me whole again." |
| » moondancer said "i don't believe i said that...
" |
| » screw_you said "could you and your swollen ego fit into my masterplan for failure??
" |
| » mdc said "no you havent.... well yeah probably... what do i know? What do i look like a carpenter?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "AHHH! I'VE GONE BLIND!!" |
| » mdc said "Touch this! .......gruble grumble....... hoe" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "don't touch me Dino you dirty skank bitch" |
| » mdc said "*smacks amanda* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "smack my bitch up" |
 | » cloud9ine said "It's just a little dirty, its still good its still good! *AHEM*." |
| » mdc said "three times a week?!?!
that's crazy talk!" |
| » screw_you said "...and her disgust had no borders , no limits to strive for,she bends and breaks to the rules set by the weak screaming disbelief with no faith in sight..." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "the world madness is as much as it's sadness.. but how much sad is it ? now we can't be safe anywhere !" |
| » screw_you said "yallz are dummin!!!!!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "so that's when i had this bright idea, throw the party of the month, nah the party of the year. all the fine girls couldn't turn it down, all i got to do is get my parents out." |
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