Oneliners |
 | » nothingnopenope said "it's important to be symetrical like that" |
 | » mdc said "What do you tell a woman with TWO black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told... TWICE" |
| » julie_eaves said "What do you tell a women with a black eye?
Nothing. Shes already been told
" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "you can only marry sheeps in my religion.. sorry dude.." |
| » mdc said "mmmmm... butterflies... i wish i was getting married" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "Don't steal any buttefly Simpson's quote again.. you Sinner .. this actually is my religion..
and in my religion.. sundays are slept away or spent listening to football games" |
| » julie_eaves said "Why is school sooo boring (cancelled english class...again)" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "nothing less than butterflies i tell ya. nothing less! ......... noone ever suspects the butterfly..." |
 | » screw_you said "some people are strange ...i know this gurl thats getting married ..shes 18 ...im 17 and i cant even deal with a relationship ...=/" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said ""Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies."" |
| » julie_eaves said "sure" |
| » screw_you said "nice shoes, wanna fuck? ( now thats the best one ever)
" |
| » nothingnopenope said "how about you use it on me" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "he he gotta use that one day" |
| » screw_you said "FUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!!(yes i altered the famous american pie line)" |
| » djAmalgam said "bonk!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "homeboy i came to to party, your girl was lookin' at me" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "i cannot kill!!! i am religious!!... i can't sin... maybe we should make a threesome.. would be a great solution" |
| » nothingnopenope said "gen smells good and she isn't dry either!" |
 | » neoform said "was too dry tho :/" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "mmm mmm good!" |
| » neoform said "i smell chicken!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| » mdc said "only if they drink beer that has less that 6.1% alcohol in it.." |
| » psychobitch said "loser." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "vermonters aren't real americans, right?" |
| » mdc said "kill one of them.... preferably drugs...." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "yeah but drugs love my life.. and i too ... so how can i get a solution to this love triangle??" |
 | » ApR1zM said "i love life more than drugs
" |
 | » daFTWin said "Life is the only thing that still takes me by suprise." |
| » screw_you said "if u try to jump make sure ur bindings are well attached or else ur foot gets loose and u hurt urself landing ..hehehe" |
| » mdc said "ian did you go to a strip club? and if so why wasnt i invited?" |
| » neoform said "doughnuts touching bumpers." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "soup generator, tap regulator, run around the bathtub like an alligator. serial masturbator, couch potato, readin' plato." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "that's not soup idiot ! .. that's some tasteful Potage ..
" |
 | » da_instagatah said "my sweater says powder princess" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "i had this dream once.. that i had this small portable soup generator... hummm.. made some great soup... hum was it really a dream ?" |
| » neoform said "stripclubsarewayoverrated" |
| » mdc said "ifeelthesamewaytoosodontmakemehearthatsampleveragaincuzsomebodywillpaywiththeirlife" |
| » djAmalgam said "all your base are belong to myfuckingassifihearthatsampleagainiwillmurdersomeone" |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "life is a state of mind" |
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