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» neoform said "j00 4 h4x0r t00!?" |
» cloud9ine said "ny car weighs 1337. isnt that GREAT?" |
» screw_you said "i doubt theyll be much left ...when me and tina are done with her hehehehehe" |
» mdc said "ok.. but can i at least sleep with her corpse when shes done dying?" |
» screw_you said "the only thing ill ever be sure about in life is that : AVRIL LAVIGNE MUST DIE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DEATH!!!!!!! (winks at tina and all the haters)" |
» neoform said "Drowning Mona" |
» mdc said "you all suck... i havent seen neve cambell in a while, but from what i remember, SHE FUCKING HOT" |
» julie_eaves said "neve campbel so isnt hot...sorry but nope.. Tara Reid on the other hand..." |
» Miss_Amanda said "sorry boyz, it's Avril AND Gwen all the way" |
» mdc said "whoa whoa whoa!! are you Neve Cambell ISN'T hot???.... now YOURE the crazy one" |
» Miss_Amanda said "wtf is wrong with you? no taste in chicks OR guys? what are you? anti-sexual??" |
» neoform said "eh, she's alright. neve cambell is hot.." |
» Miss_Amanda said "For the record: Avril IS HOT!" |
» djAmalgam said "im a love machine baby" |
» Sir_Doreille said "maybe.. but the important point is she didn't sucked mine.. :~~(" |
» neoform said "she sucked 37 dicks!" |
» nothingnopenope said "at least avril isn't a candykid" |
» toebee said "avril is PATHETIC yukyukyuk" |
» mdc said "and then my penis.. cuz i want her to suck my penis" |
» El_Presidente said "Avril can suck my left nut..... then the right one so it doesnt get jealous
" |
» mdc said "avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... upload complete" |
» neoform said "(in the spirit of me being an asshole) Avril is FUCKIN HOT." |
» psychobitch said "..eww..avril lavigne * pukes * ( winks at isa )
mouahahha..." |
» Miss_Amanda said "Tipsy's back, back again" |
» djAmalgam said "crap" |
» mdc said "I told you once, I won't tell you again! It's the wrong way! ROXANNE!!!" |
» nothingnopenope said "if you can't take the heat, go beat the meat" |
» Miss_Amanda said "Roxanne you don't have to wear that dress tonight" |
» mdc said "there are no answers... if so please refer to question 3" |
» Sir_Doreille said "i can maybe take you by the hand and show you my bedroom .. :?" |
» screw_you said "sorry meg!..........*PUKES*" |
» Agent_Yogurt said "isn't anyone trying to find me, won't someone come take me home? it's a damn cold night trying to figure out this life, wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new, i dont know who you are but i'm with you" |
» mdc said "school is hard... especially when youre up at 4:30 preparing for it.... damn assignments" |
» screw_you said "i love rock n'roll put another quarter in the juxbox baby I LOVE ROCK N'ROLL!" |
» Agent_Yogurt said "why is bleeding breathing? your hiding underneath the smoke in the room." |
» mdc said "Give the bitch a shovel!" |
» neoform said "how do you turn the dishwasher into a snowblower?" |
» screw_you said "*u break my heart into a thousand pieces and u say its beacuse i deserve better??*" |
» djAmalgam said "when snow is brown, its not clean. so don't eat it" |
» mdc said "like an isoceles triangle... or an equilateral triangle if youre planning on rotating the triangle in any way... or circle!! thats symmetrical" |
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