Oneliners |
 | » mdc said "don't you mean jizz?" |
| » djAmalgam said "i like jazz" |
| » psychobitch said "tabarnak . haha" |
 | » neoform said "ahem, it's pobody's nerfect." |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. So I guess I'm perfect then." |
| » neoform said ""you're"" |
| » neoform said "these oneliners are getting stale." |
 | » daFTWin said "I KNEW IT!" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "your mother" |
| » neoform said "banana wars can them the if presents wall zippered jump juicily." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "nighty.nite.ravewavers." |
| » mdc said "oh i am.. i would have lost it if it was a wooden chair! fucking wooden chairs...." |
| » julie_eaves said "wow..that is harsh...just be glad it wasnt for a wooden chair!!!" |
| » mdc said "thats not the worst part either... it was a fold out love seat!!!................that slut" |
| » julie_eaves said "I HATE when that happens
" |
| » mdc said "i had a couch... it used me and left me for a younger love seat" |
| » neoform said "i have a couch" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "hulla!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "man boobs or bitch tits?" |
| » djAmalgam said "7up gives me gas." |
| » julie_eaves said "when ima walkin I strut my stuff and Im so strung out Im high as a kite I just might stop to check you out" |
| » psychobitch said "in da jungle? anybody?" |
| » PookStah said "its **boring**" |
| » neoform said "i wish i was ben, then i'd be truely cool. and a junkie." |
| » julie_eaves said "listen to ME
" |
| » djAmalgam said "listen to the birdies!!!" |
 | » El_Presidente said "*milks the kalf*" |
| » mdc said "cows like cheese better when it's freshly milked" |
| » El_Presidente said "you wanna go" |
| » daFTWin said "When you wanna go.." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I'm so happy!!" |
| » julie_eaves said "fuck i hate being sick *bitch bitch bitch*" |
| » neoform said "there was hot from garage then gave mr. the hello sound came if the group." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "the cheez stands alone" |
| » mdc said "I believe we live in a quaint little country called Canada, where the folk are friendly, the beer is good, and the language is English or French. Now speak one of them!!!!!!!" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "h4x0r s0x ... i mean those kinda hackers..didn't use this Xpression in a while.. but i think the context is nice --> Lamers.." |
| » neoform said "j00 4 1337 fUx0r" |
 | » cloud9ine said "translation: "you a hacker too?"" |
| » mdc said "what the fuck is "j00 4 h4x0r t00"?????" |
| » cloud9ine said "thats besides the point. my registration says 1337!" |
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