Oneliners |
 | » mdc said "no it wouldn't... I'd rather not know what I'm missing... that way I wouldn't yearn for it and ache for it and want to die for it" |
| » julie_eaves said "I actually agree with that saying, It would be much much more depressing knowing that you have never experienced love" |
| » mdc said "You know what? The people who say "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" should try it sometime..." |
 | » daFTWin said "all we need is love dut dut dut dut dut" |
 | » neoform said "paul need a realdoll.com not a woman." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "I need some love" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "paul needs a woman!" |
| » julie_eaves said "haha stupid love :P
who needs LOVE anyways" |
| » nothingnopenope said "love is good for me" |
| » mdc said "gina's losing faith in what she knows, hates her music hates of her clothes, dreams of surgery and a new nose, every calorie is a war, while she wishes she was a dancer and taht she'd never heard of cancer, she wishes god would give her some answers" |
 | » screw_you said "we are we are we are all innocent ..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "why is it so hard for people to wake up and see what is good for them" |
| » mdc said "Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous, spends hid time alone in the basement, with Lennon and Cobain and a guitar and a stereo, While wishes he could escape this, but it all seems so contagious, not to be yourself and faceless, in a song that has no soul" |
| » screw_you said "i havent failed...I've only found 10000 ways that dont work" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "saw some cool lyrics.. posting down other cool lyrics --> G0D Iz Dead And No One CAres ! If there is an Hell .. i See you There !!!" |
 | » moondancer said "i didn't say anything!!!! eeesh... how pathetic
isn't inventing problems fun..." |
 | » El_Presidente said "Paul: Thats what the doctor said I had. I was rushed to the hospital a few days later." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "sofia? yes we know noah..." |
| » neoform said "from hence forth i shall be known as the potatoman." |
| » mdc said "i'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it" |
| » djAmalgam said "i hate having bronchidis and a sinus infection at the same time." |
| » julie_eaves said "I HATE HAVING MONO." |
| » neoform said "if i had a dime for every time someone didn't say that." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "20 today i am i am 20 today i am" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "the world is a vampire" |
| » El_Presidente said "Trying is the first step to failure" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "nothing can stop me now cuz I don't care anymore" |
| » screw_you said "im a bell" |
| » daFTWin said "Shes a bell" |
| » screw_you said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEG!!!!!!" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "loading..... to proceed.. please shake my dick ..." |
| » nothingnopenope said "please do" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i aint a prostitute but i can give you what you want" |
| » neoform said "good ol jack handy" |
| » screw_you said "A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby'" |
| » mdc said "robojerk!" |
| » neoform said "i need a leaf of hot dogs." |
| » mdc said "jerkbot" |
| » mdc said "stupid.. im too quick (which explains his love of jizz)" |
| » neoform said "damnit, i read that oneliner like 10 times and every time i was thinking about saying that.." |
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