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 | » da_instagatah said "?" |
 | » daFTWin said "If only you could prove it... I do said f u , so isnt that the same?" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "I agree with this" |
| » da_instagatah said "you really meant fuck kafwin..." |
| » daFTWin said "Dear Gen, funk, I wanna funk, I wanna f f u f.u.n.k." |
| » nothingnopenope said "tip of the day: 5-6 cups of coffee doesn't make up for sleeping 2 hours" |
 | » djAmalgam said "tip of the day: aim carefully" |
| » da_instagatah said "Tip of the day: Never share eye make-up." |
| » julie_eaves said "Look at me now, will I ever learn? I dont know how but I suddenly loose control,theres a fire within my soul...just one look and I can hear a bell ring, one more look and I forget everything. OOoO O Mama Mia here I go again my my how can I resist ya." |
| » nothingnopenope said "selling copied cds doesn't work now because almost everyone and their dog has a burner.. in 1999-2000 though, I made a shitloads with cds (but my burner cost 450$)" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i dont mean to, when i hurt you, but i need you, i assure you, please dont leave me, when i'm crazy, at the end you're still my only." |
| » daFTWin said "what a waiste of a day." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "thank you santa" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "christmas f*ckin sucks" |
| » daFTWin said "wooohooo!!.. and on another note, id just like to mention i live around the corner from amandas nipple.. at least SHE knows she has at least one." |
 | » screw_you said "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap" |
| » nothingnopenope said "while we are blatently lying I would like to state than I am also fucking ugly." |
 | » neoform said "anything noah says should be writen in stone" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i am beautiful no matter what they say, words can't bring me down." |
| » nothingnopenope said "my new years resolution is to stop being so nice to fucking people" |
 | » El_Presidente said "I wish" |
| » julie_eaves said "ur parents lived with her nipple?" |
| » El_Presidente said "My parents used to live on chesterfield" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "on chesterfield!" |
| » El_Presidente said "Your nipple is in westmount? please direct me to its location so i can rub it" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "what? my nipple lives in wetsmount.. oh wait, she's my nipple.. maybe you'Re right" |
| » nothingnopenope said "people from westmount aren't real people, silly yuppies" |
| » julie_eaves said "haha nice one *high five*" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "ha ha ha!! I just got myself out of visiting ottawa.. gotta love hairdresser appointments" |
| » julie_eaves said "hahah its True..Ottawa ISNT a city
" |
| » daFTWin said "and ottawa isn't a city." |
| » El_Presidente said "you know people from 450 arent real people, right?" |
| » screw_you said "love conquers all" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "at the end your still my only - iio" |
| » daFTWin said "manule di installazione" |
| » djAmalgam said "We shall come to set the dolphins free. We shall wash the darkened bloodred sea. Our songs will echo over the mountains and seas. The eternity will begin once again in peace." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "for the love of god, keep your pants on" |
| » mdc said "down with pants" |
| » nothingnopenope said "take it off" |
| » julie_eaves said "Im rather glad people wear pants actually.." |
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