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 | » Sir_Doreille said "i think i'm dumb" |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "why oh why do i care" |
 | » daFTWin said "like you know, whatever." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "duh! hum.. i i'm with stupid .." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times" |
| » djAmalgam said "*queefs*" |
| » daFTWin said "*farts*" |
| » djAmalgam said "i agree wholefartedly" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "2002 was a horrible year" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "yah she really did" |
| » julie_eaves said "I just had the worst night ever." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "i hate jim carrey" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "adam sandler is comedy for stupid people" |
| » djAmalgam said "i love you isabel. just for saying that" |
 | » screw_you said "adam sandler is my god" |
| » daFTWin said "its not my problem its his, but im the one who hurts from it." |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "boiz + grrrrlz lurn2 spel" |
| » julie_eaves said "do you remember when I first laid eyes on you I didnt know where to put myself didnt know what to do I had you in such high regard never thought ud look twice at me i dont think u realize just what those green eyes and long lashes do to me" |
| » PaT_ said "Don't cry because it's over,
Smile because it happened." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "my lullaby, hung out to dry, what's up with that? it's over. where are you dad? mom's lookin' sad, what's up with that? your pushing me. Why bleeding breathing, your hiding underneath the smoke in the room." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "free beer !!!! free beer? Anyone heard about free beer??" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "why is it that nothing is certain??" |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "I'm alright, I'll be okay, if I can keep myself awake..." |
| » julie_eaves said "Or go play super nintendo...
mmmmm supernintendo" |
 | » El_Presidente said "When life sux turn up the music and crack open a beer" |
| » PaT_ said "*little dogs take shorter walks*" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "don't goto toronto" |
| » julie_eaves said "I have a supernintendo
I have a supernintendo" |
| » djAmalgam said "I found treasure today." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "you're dumb" |
| » djAmalgam said "faith is dumb" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I have too much faith in people" |
| » julie_eaves said "If you hurt me I will give you another chance..when you blow that chance and hurt me again I will give you another change and belive you will change...when you blow that chance I will give you another..why? because im a fucking idiot..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "When your away i feel i'm empty, i lose my mind. But when your around i take for granted, most of our time. Honey you say that I'm cold and sometimes I'm out of control. Baby you know how I am, at the end you were always my man." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "would you like a cup o tea?
" |
| » daFTWin said "naw man.. according to the whois ur still here." |
| » mdc said "Good bye cruel world... This is the last you've seen of Michael Dino Cotugno." |
| » daFTWin said "no.." |
 | » da_instagatah said "I'm here...now entertain ME!" |
| » daFTWin said "f u .. fuck you... ENTERTAIN ME!!" |
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