Oneliners |
 | » Party_Girl said "dont hate the player hate the game" |
 | » AlienZeD said "I aim to please, and have superb accuracy." |
| » Party_Girl said "Old" is when...
....your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"" |
 | » CMYK said "Bière qui grouille fait d'la mousse" |
| » Party_Girl said "Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich" |
| » AlienZeD said "Damned if you do, damned if you don't." |
| » Party_Girl said "ginette porte pas de bobettes en dessous de ca jakette" |
| » CMYK said "Si vous faites le mal, faites-le bien!" |
| » Party_Girl said "are you ready to party" |
| » AlienZeD said "Long live life!" |
| » Party_Girl said "pas parce que je te dis que tu chante comme misstress barbara que ca veut dire que tu chante bien" |
| » AlienZeD said "The only way I would ever want to be 'going towards the light at the end of the tunnel' is if my girl gets a flashlight stuck in her vagina." |
| » Party_Girl said "prends une photo ca dure plus longtemps, pis va t'en" |
 | » Gangbang_Girl said "In life, it's either you keep your pride and get nothing or take a risk and maybe have everything" |
| » Party_Girl said "without change theres is no success" |
| » Gangbang_Girl said "change doesn't happen very often, but when it does, it's almost always right" |
| » Party_Girl said "love is so blind, i fucking trip and fell down the stairs" |
| » Gangbang_Girl said "love is blind; that is why you must look out for your heart" |
| » Party_Girl said "mon pu y pu" |
 | » djCasTproS said "eille tas l'air de hum.... bah tu semble heum... ouais c est ca !!! tas l'air climatisée !!! :)" |
 | » r4k4kon said "moé je dort ninporte comment assie,debout,ou en triangle lol" |
| » djCasTproS said "Que fait tu dans la vie ? Tout sauf me poser cette question !!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "ta quelle age? jhabite a candiac" |
 | » sakado said "c quoi tu mange pour etre belle demem?
reponse: jel sait po mais quand te passer en chercher yen restais surment pu.... c quoi ton nom? ta surment une coupe dami qui son plus beaux que toi?" |
| » Party_Girl said "tes a moitier prix chez bentley" |
| » sakado said "bha jsais que chu po le plus sa coche a premiere vue mais,,, si tu remarque chui le seul quier vnue te jaser a date ......" |
| » Party_Girl said "keep your drink just give me the money, its just you and your hand tonight" |
| » sakado said "Je t'offre un verre à boire ou tu veux juste de l'argent?" |
| » Party_Girl said "ca sens clean pink floyd" |
| » djCasTproS said "mwé jpige keu dale en paul paske y tik trop" |
 | » M1N1M4L_FR34KKK said "On m'a diagnostiquer une nouvelle maladie....LE PARTYINGSON !!!!! PARTY ON YEAH! :)))))" |
| » djCasTproS said "Tout ce qu'on ne connaît pas paraît magnifique." |
| » sakado said "hurry lets move he said fuck twice!!!!!!!!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Tu bouffe tu créve. Tu bouffe pas tu créve quand méme...." |
| » Gangbang_Girl said "Ca va tellement bien que jpense me creer des problemes" |
| » Party_Girl said "love your ennemies, in case your friends become assholes" |
| » djCasTproS said "Quand on n’aime pas trop, on n’aime pas assez.
when you don’t love too much, you don’t love enough
Если вам не нравится, это не так." |
| » Party_Girl said "toé quand l'intelligence est passé, t'etais pas la hein" |
| » sakado said "c comme si qlqun me crissait un sourire den face a grand coup de pied......" |
| » djCasTproS said "quand c'est la cas yo,c'est le cas yo !!!" |
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