Oneliners |
 | » djAmalgam said "IT'S CHUNKY BUT FUNKY!" |
 | » daFTWin said "Splendid!!" |
 | » DirtApple said "hahahaha vaccuum!!" |
| » mdc said "good idea... just cuz it sucks you change it? pht... what if you bought a vacuum cleaner... would you buy a new one every time you needed to vacuum?" |
 | » neoform said "this movie on tv right now.. SUCKS. it's so freakin bad that i think i might change the channel." |
| » metra64 said "i have a little bit of cripy! i have a little bit of cripy! i have a little bit of cripy! yee" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "which means you care" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "why doesn't he even care? I don't care, but I want HIM to care dammit" |
| » daFTWin said "suuuuppaaaahhh kafffwwiiinnnn" |
| » mdc said "chitty chitty bang bang" |
| » djAmalgam said "boom shakalakalaka" |
| » daFTWin said "why I laugh." |
| » mdc said "he thought i was cheating on my exam! then he looked at it and gave me a dirty look cuz i looked at him and licked my lips" |
| » neoform said "hahaha i bet your teacher loved that eracer." |
| » mdc said "ian eats it! and by "it' i mean THA COCK!!" |
| » neoform said "ok ok, i will change my title: straight edge alcoholic, how's that?" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "..what if all straights edge became some kinda candy junkie ravers?? .. i would pay to see it :P" |
| » neoform said "o epmfrt og smu pmr vsm trsf yjod..? (desipher this)" |
| » metra64 said "Straight edge is stupid, I wish I was one of them. =S jajajajaja" |
| » djAmalgam said "tomorrow, the monkey's dog WILL NOT eat my headphones" |
| » neoform said "bastard!" |
| » mdc said "ALCOHOLIC!!!!!!!
youre not straight edge at all!!!" |
| » neoform said "i can't take this anymore.
i need a rum and coke!" |
| » mdc said "fuzzy wuzzy was a drunk! he beat his wife and didnt pay child support" |
| » psychobitch said "les freaks, cest chiques" |
| » djAmalgam said "shit" |
| » metra64 said "I, am going to hell." |
| » psychobitch said "fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair fuzzy wuzzy wasent very fuzzy was he?" |
| » PookStah said "i Am So BoReD.....
" |
| » julie_eaves said "MyNameIsJosh&IgotAlotOfFlawsIGotAlotOfBitchesButThereAllInTrainingBrasGotUpTheOtherDayAndISawALittleGirlISaidYoGirlLetMeTakeYa'roundTheWorld IllBeDoneIn30SecondsAndIllBeOutUrHouseIllBeDownTheStreetAndUveGotJizzumInYourMouth" |
| » neoform said "go have sex" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "what if i could have something interesting to do today =(...BORED!" |
| » neoform said "yeah? what if 7 8 9 ? hmmm" |
| » mdc said "what if 6 were really 9?" |
| » metra64 said "yeah sure" |
| » Sir_Doreille said ".. someone called me for some help ? so how d'ya like it ? .. hard .. or soft ?
" |
| » mdc said "thanks scotty... i can always count on you!" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "hands akrokaboozy some meth... this should lift your spirits" |
| » mdc said "fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant someone put me out of my misery? kill me please... im begging you" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "child are still playin ?" |
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