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 | » mdc said "I am stupid" |
| » julie_eaves said "Im a freak us a freaking and when the time is near gonna boom stay up in the room cuz its about to get really ugly in here dont get me wrong cuz im up front with my but your not the boss of me and i do not mind the 69" |
 | » daFTWin said "hoooooooowwwwwwww-deeeeeeeeeeee" |
 | » neoform said "why does 'razing a house' mean to destroy it.. ?" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Why is the gay flag full of straight lines?" |
| » djAmalgam said "the Lord frowns upon people like you who use such vulgarities" |
 | » ApR1zM said "ouh your so funny :)
like thaT time we fucked damn youre smelly ! bitch my god youre filthy !
sleeping around running in the field of dicks !
hehaheeha thanx for everything u have nice tricks!
but you know in the end ill be rich and famous
whil" |
| » psychobitch said "Assimilate into a culture of post morality, from what I've seen, I hate humanity. Rot with repulsion" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "Walk like a champion
Talk like a champion
What a piece of body gal
Tell me where you get it from
Knock 'pon your entrance
Ram pa pa pam pam
Girl let me in
" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "dj spinning, show your hands, lets get dirty, that's my chance. i need that shit to get me off, sweat until my clothes come off" |
| » metra64 said "you fucking art star" |
| » neoform said "sail away sail away sail away..." |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "sorry enya is not allowed to be posted here.. not when all i want is just to party on. Alrright? ..
" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "I'm crude as oil; unrefined but slick" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "who can say where the road goes, where the day flows, only time" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "hum.. cookies...." |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "i told u i was hardcore" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "from the tears and the pain and the fears and the rain, from the dark to the light you were shining bright. put your hand in my hand." |
| » mdc said "FUCK! i hate you so much!! why are you such a fucking whore?? what the fuck did i ever do to you to deserve this??" |
| » julie_eaves said "haha ya I was in a hole when i said it..lol I still dont understand :D" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "bent?" |
| » julie_eaves said "*phone rings* me:"hi, where are you?" boy:"in my room" me:"where in your room?" boy:"in my room..." me:"why arent you in my bent?"" |
| » neoform said "i am in my room." |
| » djAmalgam said "i am in pain" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "anyway everything in this world is Related to baldwin family
" |
| » neoform said "lucille ball.....? is that of any relation to steven baldwin?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "no, amanda is a reincarnation of lucille ball.. close though" |
| » neoform said "is amanda actually bob dole?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "no, amanda is going to a party tonite" |
| » neoform said "amanda was there?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "sick sick sick. parté parté parté anyways :)" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "Invasion ! .. OMG .. Kevin energy , S4 , Tilz.. Was awesome.. level's sound sucked.. (i finnaly got laid with that sound system)" |
 | » Thanatos said "Oh my god, INVASION." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "well said Dino" |
| » mdc said "nothing ruins the future like haunting memories of the past.... ugh" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "nothing takes the past away like the future" |
| » mdc said "i want sex... actually i dont... ill take steaming hot orgasm for 600 Alex" |
| » julie_eaves said "I'll take 2 orders please" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "sex and violence for everyone!" |
 | » screw_you said "i deserve that =/" |
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