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 | » nothingnopenope said "why does everything in my life have to turn into annoying drama
" |
 | » neoform said "if there's one thing everyone has to do at least once in their life, it's sing SEX BOMB SEX BOMB, YOU'RE MY SEX BOMB! .. something something something.. SEX BOMB SEX.." |
 | » mdc said "and from the ash, he is born again" |
| » djAmalgam said "i love that song" |
 | » screw_you said "IVE BEEN DENIED ALL THE BEST ULTRASEX!!!!!!" |
| » mdc said "I think I'm dying" |
 | » El_Presidente said "WORST YEAR EVAH!" |
| » mdc said "i think im dying" |
| » neoform said "move to swizterland." |
| » mdc said "i wanna die" |
| » screw_you said "ALL THE PEOPLE U LOVE IN A RIVER OF BLOOD...AND DONT FORGET THE GUNS ..YOUR GONNA NEED EM' TO DESTROY....ALWAYS DESTROY...DESTROY YOURSELF!!!1" |
| » neoform said "And i shall call it slapnuts." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "MMmm MMmm Chai!" |
| » mdc said "i love your dad cuz he fucked your mom" |
| » screw_you said "I LOVE MY MOMMY CAUSE SHE FUKED MY DAD!!!!! I LOVE MY MOMMY CAUSE SHE FUKED THE SHIT OUT OF MY DAD!!!!!! IM YOUR PROBLEM NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" |
| » djAmalgam said "hey slappy!" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "would you .. really mind screwing a screw? ..
" |
| » neoform said "Protagoras likes telling stories about zeus.. most of which are boring and uninsightfull.." |
| » metra64 said "how do i put an image in the forum? ...thanx" |
| » julie_eaves said "wtf? my computer doesnt have solitare on it...everytime i wanna play I look..but its never there." |
| » screw_you said "NON hehe va cheker online
" |
| » psychobitch said "um c pas
because it aint no lie
wait
" |
| » screw_you said "GURL!!!!!! ITS SOOO AWSOME THAT U CAME HERE!!!!!! I WANNA GIVE U SOME DRUUUGS AND I HOPE THAT U LIKE EM" BABY...BECAUSE IT AINT NO LIGHT... WEIGHT" |
| » djAmalgam said "viva la makina" |
| » neoform said "i have a 23lb. 18" bolt that i like to hit people with.
" |
| » metra64 said "...punch and pie" |
| » mdc said "i love rock and roll... so put another dime in the jukebox baby" |
| » julie_eaves said "Moogan call me." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "camel = hullabalooser" |
 | » nter said "thread" |
| » screw_you said "hey ..its alright...my life has never been a bed of roses..." |
| » mdc said "YES IT IS!" |
| » mdc said "There's a Spanish train that runs between Guadalquivir and old Seville, And at dead of night the whistle blows, And people hear she's running still... And then they hush their children back to sleep, Lock the doors, upstairs they creep, For it is sai" |
| » metra64 said "I'm waiting for the train to take me away just not in the station but in the way of the train." |
 | » tuesmondieu said "and then....HE FUCKED HER ALL NIGHT!" |
| » screw_you said "HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY GUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| » neoform said "*rattles cage*" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage" |
| » julie_eaves said "get in the kitchen and bake me a pie, woman." |
| » PaT_ said "...get me the fuck off this track" |
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