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 | » Party_Girl said "butter is better" |
 | » CMYK said "everything is better with butter, even you" |
| » Party_Girl said "without you, id be better" |
 | » Gangbang_Girl said "Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny." |
| » CMYK said "Even in the best topperware the food becomes rotten" |
| » Party_Girl said "une fille propre garde pas ca en dans" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Treat everyone like they are dying, because they are." |
 | » dj.SMK said "http://www.stupidvideos.com/tv/homepage_1/Worlds_Best_Dancers/
- NO COMMENTS !!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "pu de jus, pu de gonorhée" |
 | » djCasTproS said "moi jpige keu dale !!!" |
| » CMYK said "J'comprend vite, faut juste m'expliquer longtemps!" |
| » djCasTproS said "ma garder ca pour moi ....(notes a moi meme ici lol)" |
| » Party_Girl said "keep in touch" |
| » djCasTproS said "eille té dans ma bulle stie ya kek un a coter de toi sh*t ya une tache dans mes lunette ..." |
| » Gangbang_Girl said "Toe tas des lunettes, tas une bulle!" |
| » CMYK said "CHATE FENDU: elle n'en veut pu" |
| » Party_Girl said "CHAT PERDU: il cest jaimais rendu" |
| » CMYK said "A quoi bon prendre un raccourcie quand on se sait pas ou l'on va!" |
| » djCasTproS said "ce détériorer c est comme débloqué d'un coup yen as qui s'entre shock quand ca débloque (les fils ce touche...pour ma part jaime mieux quand les filles ce touche...)" |
| » Party_Girl said "toi ca te shock et moi sa me débloque" |
| » djCasTproS said "Le jour où on arrête de douter, on commence à se détériorer" |
| » CMYK said "Qui sême le doute..." |
 | » Pinky_Winky said "Crotte qui s'pousse n'amasse pas mousse!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after" |
| » Gangbang_Girl said "what I've done is who I am, but what I've done is not who I will be" |
| » djCasTproS said "jai mis les bouchées doubles, jai maigri !!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "jai coupé ma vinaigrette, jai maigri" |
| » CMYK said "collection affection direction infection protection perfection inspection reflection" |
| » Party_Girl said "On ne donne pas son sperme comme on donne sa vieille chemise à l'Armée du Salut."" |
| » djCasTproS said "tout depend de ton doigté pour ma part jaime mieux callé E.T. im outa space right now lost in taxi driver not aving GPS whit a G-spot light me bb shit come on !!! :)" |
| » Party_Girl said "Mon ordi travaille souvent plus fort que certains de mes amants au lit."" |
| » djCasTproS said "Sourie la vie es un F R O M A G E ! ! ! :D" |
| » Party_Girl said "the healtier the smellier" |
 | » Skicks said "POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE HER FACE!!!! POKE! POKE! POKE HER FACE!!!!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "partying is what i do best" |
| » CMYK said "Partying is serious business" |
| » Gangbang_Girl said "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching" |
| » Party_Girl said "not because i love you means i have to be with you" |
| » CMYK said "Act like a men, think like a kid!" |
| » djCasTproS said "Si je bois le plus d'eau possible je vais tu mourrir de soif ? penses-y" |
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