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 | » Agent_Yogurt said "do you still remember how we used to be? feeling together believing whatever, my love has said to me. Both of us were dreamers, young love in the sun, felt like my savior, my spirit i gave you, we'd only just begun." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "And the man at the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz. And the girl in the corner said Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz." |
| » spaz135 said ""Yes, illy is slang for PCP. Anyone who does smoke actual embalming fluid is just taking a slang term for PCP literally and giving themselves cancer, and they are incredibly fucking stupid."
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| » Agent_Yogurt said "too much of something is bad enough. too much of nothing is just as tough." |
 | » da_instagatah said "Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children
" |
| » metra64 said "why the fuck not?" |
 | » djCasTproS said "& suck all the poison !!!! :p
" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "he touched the boobies. kissy kissAY" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "thank you and have a nice day" |
 | » neoform said "and be dead." |
| » mdc said "if we lived on jupiter we'd all sound like mickey mouse" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "fuck i'm high" |
| » djAmalgam said "I love satan" |
| » metra64 said "Satan loves you" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "in a fantasy all day long, it must be so fun being so fucking dumb
" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "wow those oneliners with colours are fucking lame" |
| » mdc said "I Love You" |
 | » eLDee said "What a bunch of retards" |
| » neoform said "i have 3 legs." |
| » mdc said "." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I have no legs, I have no legs" |
| » metra64 said "...oh, okey" |
 | » DirtApple said "hahaha QUEBEC PLUR!!" |
| » mdc said "how the fuck...?" |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "Cos' now I've got, nothing to hold the falling
So how can I, survive this sinking feeling" |
 | » daFTWin said "I hope you know a massage from tipsy consists of him greasing up his body then laying ontop of you and rubbing himself against you up and down.. Its actually quite enjoyable and refreshing :)" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "for your smile, i'd wait an eternity" |
| » mdc said "ill take a massage from tipsy" |
| » neoform said "i need more massages, but not from tipsy" |
 | » El_Presidente said "*busts out the lube*" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "i need more massages three" |
| » neoform said "i need more massages." |
| » djAmalgam said "i need more massages" |
| » djCasTproS said "i need more messages :)" |
| » metra64 said "God is delightfully evil" |
 | » screw_you said "BOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD" |
| » El_Presidente said "There are 1596 messages which have been posted yesterday...
" |
| » neoform said "what this page needs is more onliners!" |
| » El_Presidente said "PISSHOLE!" |
| » neoform said "this is a section?!# holy shit, what have i been writing here then......?!#@?" |
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