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» Agent_Yogurt said "paul is my brother, yah that's right." |
» Miss_Amanda said "I know how I feel when I'm around you.
I don't know how I feel when I'm around you." |
» metra64 said "look at your pic... dyke... :P" |
» Miss_Amanda said "Be excellent to each other." |
» mdc said "Adaptation was a good movie" |
» blop said "who are you? the possible police?" |
» screw_you said "omg stop being so homosexual" |
» metra64 said "you are what you love, not what loves you" |
» mdc said "i'll be better whem i'm older too... much better" |
» Agent_Yogurt said "your my living proof my love is alive and not dead" |
» nothingnopenope said "I'll be deader when I'm older" |
» Agent_Yogurt said "i'll be better when i'm older" |
» Miss_Amanda said "mWah......?" |
» Mali said "My liver has died" |
» Agent_Yogurt said "5/7 days drunk aint that bad" |
» neoform said "Doctor doctor, and the doctor said, no more monkeys jumping on that bed." |
» flatlinedive said "he was allowed to partake in uncontrolled encounters with real people" |
» tuesmondieu said "I went to the doctor, and guess what he told me, guess what he told me. He said: ''Girl you better try to have fun no matter what you do''. But he's a fool." |
» blop said "i have to teach gen english, cause she can't sentence right." |
» Agent_Yogurt said "i put my arms around every boy i see. they only remind me of you." |
» metra64 said "lean on me, blah, blah blah blah" |
» nter said "gen- mike has a big EGGO" |
» PookStah said "boink BOINK boink" |
» screw_you said "DIE BITCH DIE!!!" |
» nter said "how much is yer phone bill?
I dont pay my phone bill" |
» Sir_Doreille said "yeah ! why don't you rename 'em Gayliners?" |
» blop said "oneliners are fucking homosexual." |
» mdc said "hickory dickory dock, some broad was sucking my cock, the clock struck two, i dropped my goo, i dropped the bitch on the next block! OOOH!!" |
» fluffy said "three blind mice, see how they run, where the fuck are they going?" |
» mdc said "Thanks Sinead" |
» Agent_Yogurt said "i know that livin' with you baby was sometimes hard, but i'm willing to give it another trryyyyyyyyyyyyy. Nothing compares, nothing compares to you." |
» screw_you said "uuuuhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeaahhhh!" |
» PaT_ said "invasion of the west" |
» mdc said "Fuck the Fucking Fuckers!" |
» Mico said "Me three!" |
» nothingnopenope said "I'm a stupid whore" |
» julie_eaves said "Beep Beep." |
» Agent_Yogurt said "Guy, whats your shit wit it eh?" |
» Miss_Amanda said "You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings. You can have my absence of faith; you can have my everything." |
» djAmalgam said "PORNO" |
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