Oneliners |
 | » metra64 said "i left" |
 | » da_instagatah said "dj neoform" |
 | » screw_you said "yet i am sober right now......but thats only cause im poor" |
| » djAmalgam said "iza speaks the truth" |
| » screw_you said "getting drunk and trying to forget is the ONLY way to go threw life" |
 | » somekid said "Why do I almost never know when to stop drinking!" |
| » mdc said "and because youre an alcoholic... and maybe you ahte your life" |
 | » daFTWin said "Because you enjoy it." |
| » djAmalgam said "why do i get drunk everyday" |
| » metra64 said "pothead Homer is THE SHIT,, "wow, that sax would make a great pipe"" |
 | » djCasTproS said "DJ.CasTproS say blah blah blah... :p~~~~" |
| » da_instagatah said "dj neoform" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "the smile on your face lets me know that you need me" |
| » mdc said "cows say MOOOOOOOO!!!! and cats say MEOOOOW!!! and dogs say "I'm sorry but its over... blah blah blah... i want the house and the car.. blah blah blah... bank accounts, credit cards, mortgage, child support.. blah blah blah..."" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "i just wanna fly" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "blondes have more fun apparently" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "whoever said it was better to love and lost can suck my right boot" |
| » screw_you said "i should never get my hopes up ...the higher they get ...the more it hurts on the way down" |
| » djCasTproS said "GeT SeRiOuS" |
| » da_instagatah said "isabel has my cd." |
| » screw_you said "i said hey babe take a walk on the wild side..said hey honey..take a walk on the wild side.." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Is it any wonder I reject you first?" |
| » metra64 said "...fool" |
| » mdc said "yeah... fool" |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "coke and rum? isn't it called a Rum & Coke?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i'm sippin on coke and rum, i'm like so what i'm drunk, it's the freakin' weekend i'm about to have me some fun." |
| » metra64 said "infected mushroom - bust a move" |
| » screw_you said "die astraunauts DIE" |
| » mdc said "and goat fucker" |
| » djAmalgam said "the god of trance and guardian of the trance pants" |
| » da_instagatah said "dj neoform" |
 | » Jason said ""The meaning of life is to build, so we can build more things." we build relationships and buildings and we also build destruction as well." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "It feels good to know you're mine; Now drive me far - away, away, away" |
| » mdc said "Dick.
I guess it’s short for Richard...
Why else would he be attacking Iraq?...
He must feel insecure" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you must be out of your mind jelly head" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Wham bam thank-you mam!" |
| » metra64 said "thank you screw you" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I love ice cream. It's just that I might as well apply it directly to my hips with a spatula and
eliminate the digestive." |
| » screw_you said "salt water is good but chlorine dries out ur tissues....so u can go in the pool its just not the best thing to do" |
| » metra64 said "Get I get in the pool or de ocean after having my lip pierced?" |
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