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» daFTWin said
"I think im gonna go to the top of that building and jump on a cloud."
» djCasTproS said
"server pls give me pizza extras mushrooms pls :)"
» PaT_ said
"I want to hear you/ call my name/ it's too easy/ just to say it soft/ I don't like my language/ watered down/ I don't like my edges/ rounded off/"
» screw_you said
"find me a fuckfriend"
» Mali said
"Find me a boyfriend"
» screw_you said
"i said something and u took it the wrong way.. i push u shove..u make me mad u get on my nerves so sad to see ur not good for me this time im gonna do it my way this time i wont throw it all away...this time....."
» El_Presidente said
"my rack is sweaty. will someone wipe it for me?"
» da_instagatah said
"you can put your WEED in there"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i heard your goin' 'round/playin' the victim now/but don't even begin feelin' I'm the one to blame"
» Miss_Amanda said
"you're such a girl"
» El_Presidente said
"*follows pat*"
» PaT_ said
"think i'm going for a walk now. i feel a little unsteady. i don't want nobody to follow me. 'cept maybe you."
» El_Presidente said
"i wish someone would cough on my knob"
» daFTWin said
"..knobs get coughed on."
» mdc said
"the doors"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"that doesnt mean i dont think of you"
» djCasTproS said
"je veux un t-shirt astro :p i like the t-shirt astro"
» Lady said
"the farther i fall im beside you as lost as i get i will find you the deeper the wound im inside you forever and ever i am a part of you"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i'm scared that i wont find a thing and afraid that i turned out to be alone."
» mdc said
"how about spelling school?... grammAr... *cough*"
» Mali said
"Grammer School"
» djCasTproS said
"SEX ARE YUMMY!!! LOL"
» El_Presidente said
"GIRLS ARE YUMMY!"
» screw_you said
"BOYS ARE YUMMY"
» djCasTproS said
"i need weed dream :) not wet dream pervert lol"
» El_Presidente said
"Heather p rox"
» Mali said
"FUCKIN BOY TOYS"
» da_instagatah said
"m chiiiiiiiiiickennnnnn"
» mdc said
"I Like Cold Beverages"
» screw_you said
"Never had a drink that I didn't like Got a taste of you, threw up all night I got more sick With every sour second rate kiss Everything I never would miss again"
» da_instagatah said
"WHAT?"
» djCasTproS said
"whit poutine extra cheeze lol"
» El_Presidente said
"is mine"
» djAmalgam said
"Alcohol"
» djCasTproS said
"i need milk shake vanila hum !!!!!!!!!!"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"well i thought i knew you, thinkin that you were true"
» toebee said
"Put the pain to the test, twist the dagger, rip the flesh, push it deeper, can you take it? Cause I cant."
» da_instagatah said
"You've been patiently waiting to make it through all the hate and debating wether or not you can even weather the storm."
» djCasTproS said
"i need affection :p~~ lol plur"
» PaT_ said
"well then..."
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