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» da_instagatah said
"just one more bowl...of honey nut cheerios that is."
» LoudSipher said
"what is light ... without dark"
» Miss_Amanda said
"... it’s hard enough even trying to be civil to myself"
» toebee said
"Im in pain, Im in agony. Im insane, Im just crazy. Empty hopes fade away,reality's ghost ruined my day."
» da_instagatah said
"all i wanna know is who's fucking tonight"
» Mali said
"you must be smelling my new cheesecore prefume"
» mdc said
"i smell cheese... mmmmm... cheese"
» Mali said
"I smell B.O (probably me.. eh)"
» neoform said
"i can't smell anything.."
» da_instagatah said
"*pukes from the smell with kafwin*"
» daFTWin said
"They smell even more when it rains."
» mdc said
"you smelling yourself???? OOOOOOOOOOOH DISS!!"
» Mali said
"I WANT A LOVER!"
» da_instagatah said
"i smell a dj ho on the board"
» mdc said
"cum dumpster"
» Miss_Amanda said
"When I'm gone like yesterday When I'm high like heaven When I'm strong like music 'Cuz I'm slow like honey, and Heavy with mood"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"Tams rocks :P"
» Lady said
"bad weather for tams!"
» djAmalgam said
"it was shit"
» Mali said
"hehehe.. yeah Tams was cool!!!!!!! First time there..."
» Octavio said
"Tam Tam was cool 2day......too bad it started raining"
» mdc said
"lube my ass"
» El_Presidente said
"next time use lube heather!"
» Mali said
"IM IN PAIN!"
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said
"I hope death hits you swiftly in the groin"
» PaT_ said
"i'm going to do my best swan dive. into shark infested waters. i'm going to pull out my tampon. and start splashing around."
» djCasTproS said
"±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±± (world jump)"
» Miss_Amanda said
"I am not a pretty girl, that is not what I do. I am not an angry girl, but it seems like I've got everyone fooled."
» PaT_ said
"things i love and things i hate. things that i appreciate. you do the things that i'l recall, when nothing else is left at all."
» Miss_Amanda said
"hahahahahahahahahaha yeah... it's okay, I do too.."
» Mali said
"Natasha F drinks too much!"
» DaRkRaVeR said
"....hears the cries of horney cats out his window...."
» Octavio said
"me to _____________________________________________"
» da_instagatah said
"the land of the freeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!!!!!!!!1 and the hooooome of theee shut the fuck up."
» screw_you said
"i just wanna know...for teh rest of my life"
» mdc said
"enjoy the pain. there will come a time when you feel nothing"
» El_Presidente said
"oh the joy"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"oh the pain"
» Mali said
"YOU! I SAW YOU! I SAW YOU MAN!"
» Lady said
"but what if it is"
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